Taylor

all you can eat cunt buffet 🕴️

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

@clarboxylicAcid i wish the yellow dripped over the white shoes too

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

@clarboxylicAcid slightly pissed in pants

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

had to pick up my eldest daughter from the police department today 😔

[mary tyler less @islandinmymind]

*sees a man being sad on a warm, sunny day* “Why the long balls? ☹️”

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

@clarboxylicAcid i thought you meant this like we live in a warzone or something at first

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

@clarboxylicAcid give me bottles or give me death !

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

@clarboxylicAcid the secret to organizing your veins is !! …

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

brb spending time organizing tall the veins in my arm to be parallel

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

@bitterbee__

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

another day twinking too close to the sun till my icarusian wings melt in the heat

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

@moojnie not me trying to figure out how/why someone would painstakingly stuff beans w raisins individually

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

@bitterbee__ exhibit a:

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

twitter is just my scientific journal but its peer reviewed by the voices

[claire @claireyael]

lowkey I think I’m getting a tan

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

every trio dynamic is secretly alvin and the chipmunks

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

instead of americas next top model its americas next bottom model, its the same thing just for twinks

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

@bitterbee__ tires are made w rubber harvested from like fr slave labor and they still be charging an arm and a leg

[irl star catcher @avoidalmond]

what eating Canes feels like

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

@clarboxylicAcid can you buff it out when youre done i want it to be smooth and shiny

[Taylor @TayGRR__]

my brain isnt rotten!!! i think theres just some lichen on it like a gravestone 🦠