Taylor the sailor/whaler

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

you can eat any mushroom once

[Taylor the sailor/whaler @Taylor_quack]

@sourtourtickets Me!! I signed up for sooo many shows but never got a code once. 🥲

[Alex George Pickering @AlexGPickering]

Indeed.

[Taylor the sailor/whaler @Taylor_quack]

@AnnKimberly05 There’s actually two! A male and a female. 😊

[future from the 80s @MotherofPups]

Lol Anderson Cooper in a winter jacket on the warmest day St. John’s has had all year

[Taylor the sailor/whaler @Taylor_quack]

Happy convocation day to our Jenna-Wade! We’re all so proud of you! #mungrad2023 @MemorialU

[Taylor the sailor/whaler @Taylor_quack]

@jillianjulia_ They’ve done some pretty shorty things too, but those first 7 days they played a pretty important role in how information was presented to us as direct victims and a very upset, scared and confused province full of offshore workers.

[Taylor the sailor/whaler @Taylor_quack]

@jillianjulia_ Alternative POV, my dad was also on the crash and the media was our only source of information when the people who were supposed to be telling us what was happening were trying to save face. Without the media pushing for information, it would’ve been a lot longer before we knew

[Taylor the sailor/whaler @Taylor_quack]

@jillianjulia_ I remember our families leaving daily information conferences while my dad’s body was at the bottom of the ocean, and turning on ntv as soon as we got back to our hotel room to make sure that Sikorsky gave us ALL the information.

[sad girl @slcsadgirl]

bro why the fuck did i have best friends who were mean to me. like for years.. i’m glad i don’t anymore but man past me shoulda been better with boundaries 😩

[feminist next door @emrazz]

#IfAllMenDisappearedForADay can we make it Christmas Eve so I can tweet this annual thought experiment without them shouting down the women it’s addressed to?

Three years and 8,000+ examples of thoughtful replies and inevitable male meltdowns:

2018

[Matt Wright @mattwrightcomic]

Can we bring back gas station attendants pumping your gas? People need jobs and I would like to stay in the car and read my little tweets.

[Taylor the sailor/whaler @Taylor_quack]

Someone help. My love language is gift giving and I have no money

[rachelle @rchlltrmn]

what’s the word for when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing

[Taylor the sailor/whaler @Taylor_quack]

I will never forget u beautiful papasan chair

[Taylor the sailor/whaler @Taylor_quack]

This goes for anything. How many times have a seen a cute piece of furniture on marketplace and then seen it for 3x the cost on Instagram the next day?

[Cardi Bay @TweetsByDre88]

If women aren't as good leaders as men then plz explain Dr. Fitzgerald vs. Andrew Furey