T a y

New account bc twitter thinks I’m 12

[T a y @TaylorAcuff2]

How does one make new friends? Asking for myself

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

This is one of the best tweets of all time.

[𝙰𝚍𝚎𝚗 @ilyhaden]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[GINA SNOW @snowjayee]

This man just told me his gf is so high maintenance she motivates him to make more money…..she won fr😂😂

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

RULE NUMBER 1: Never tell anyone anything before it’s done. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Here is why...

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

easy dark chocolate , i wouldn’t want you to melt

[kawaii 🪼 @magicmoxo]

A trip. That is already planned out, paid for, and I just show up

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

i can be really mean when i’m overstimulated

[×͜× @RuggedRyan_]

living close to ya job

[Steve @thahumorguy]

I’ll randomly use a word that i didn’t even realize I knew in a sentence & then google it to check if i used it in the right context, most times i did

[zae @itszaeok]

just did my last legal scroll through tiktok

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[shayma @roundthefurr]

screen recording my fyp to americans for $70 per hour

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

we want to thank Beyonce

[merie @meriesofyee]

Did instagram turn into pornhub for y’all too wtf???