Taylor Auslander

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[Taylor Auslander @TaylorAuslander]

This is the face I made when my mom said she didn't like this dress

[ً @artfuIchaos]

someone said “just because I carry it well don’t mean it ain’t heavy” I felt that

[Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston]

my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera

[mary ‎ @greylexiie]

miranda bailey for president 2024

[Samantha @samanthabhassan]

7 years ago I worked at a small company of about 15 people. I sent an email to all my co-workers one Friday, inviting them on a weekend hike. Only one person came, a guy from the web dev team that I'd hardley spoken to.

Today is our 6th wedding anniversary. We're going hiking.

[¥ @laylanaiim]

Idgaf who you are, watch how you talk to me.

[breezeh @briscoepark]

it cost $0 to retweet my art

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[strawberry kiwi cancer 💌 @loveangelb4by]

can’t stop thinking about cats with curly fur

[Piyush @PJ_CRACKER]

This guy has now made a painting in which he is painting himself painting himself painting himself.

[ezzy @ezzygxrcia]

the “i” before “miss you” and “love you” is important okay

[rj 💧 @RJsRecipe]

My circle small but we all funny tho 💀

[Kat Groom @Katlyn_Marie06]

Meredith Grey & Cristina Yang would already have a COVID-19 vaccine

[Roddy Ricch @RoddyRicch]

why would I waste my time on a shordie that don’t got me on the front of her mind 🤷🏽‍♂️