Taylor Knight

Married to a former member of new kids on the block

[xvriavo • waveflair @nedgob]

😭😭😭

[cameron @jizzgaw]

mike tyson in his dressing room like

#TysonPaul

[gabriella @constellachens]

hear me out

[Elite Ink @EIMinnesota]

Congratulations to our winner, @knight_shift! DM us! #SKOL

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

date a man who shuts the fuck up

thank me later ❤️

[Kyle Dunnigan @kyledunnigan]

#Pepsiad #kendalljenner
Much help from @kurtmetzger

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey

9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

[Dr. Rhonda Patrick @foundmyfitness]

Preliminary findings suggest that women taking oral contraceptives have a smaller hypothalamus, a brain region involved in the regulation of the endocrine system, emotions, appetite, and body temperature. Larger studies need to confirm. https://t.co/ftOrmM8KGk

[Taylor Knight @TaYLord_focker]

A couple of things on Bo’s Christmas list:
• a red bath towel that talks
• a blanket that goes rawr
• a toy cheese stick that goes peek a boo (my personal favorite)

[Taylor Knight @TaYLord_focker]

@alyssasiebken @GuyFieri I haven’t been attracted to @GuyFieri ... until now

[Taylor Knight @TaYLord_focker]

@blakelively no wonder @VancityReynolds keeps impregnating you. Gotdamn

[Gossip Girl @gg_scene]

Blake Lively ❤

[Taylor Knight @TaYLord_focker]

@WILLSmith816 This was not a subtweet!!!

[Taylor Knight @TaYLord_focker]

If I ever seriously say anything is a “vibe” or “_____ vibes”, punch me in the face.

[Taylor Knight @TaYLord_focker]

My son: can we get a dog
Me: we already have a cat
My son: we should get rid of that cat

[Taylor Knight @TaYLord_focker]

9 teeth and I’m still nursing.. #ripmynips

[Taylor Knight @TaYLord_focker]

I don’t think mikes gonna give a fuck that he’s not the bachelor when he’s balls deep in Demi Lovato. #TheBachelor

[Taylor Knight @TaYLord_focker]

Hey Green Bay #Skol
@Vikings

[Taylor Knight @TaYLord_focker]

8 year old me: super into wrestling and dabbling with photoshop.

[Taylor Knight @TaYLord_focker]

I am nany

[The Challenge @MTVsChallenges]

I would turn this photo into a caption contest but the real reason behind this photo is probably funnier.