Taylor Holmes

what's your alabaster?

[Taylor Holmes @TaylorGlessner]

@whelming_tub act like a monster truck

[is jake lockley in moon knight yet? @jakelockleymk]

jake lockley is in moon knight.

[JustAPlank @ANormalPlank]

Moon knight finale spoilers without any context #MoonKnightFinale #MoonKnight

[Taylor Holmes @TaylorGlessner]

just re read all my old tweets and i am ded.

[Taylor Holmes @TaylorGlessner]

tag your friends and say nothing.

[Taylor Holmes @TaylorGlessner]

@no_sucker_MC ohhh my gosh. 😭😭❤️❤️

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

If you think your mess-up is bigger than God's grace, that's your second mistake.

[Gavin Potter @GavinPotter]

Hot Take: Cereal is dog food for humans.

[Joey Johnson @Joey2Johnson]

Do you think our pets notice photos of our previous pets around the house and wonder what happened to them? Because that would be unsettling.

[Taylor Holmes @TaylorGlessner]

Our own personal uniqueness needs to be celebrated. I’m tired of watching people tear other people down.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Most people need love and acceptance a lot more than they need advice.

[Taylor Holmes @TaylorGlessner]

May have done a thing 🙊✂️

[Taylor Holmes @TaylorGlessner]

Officially at the age where taking a nap at 8pm could either ruin your life or be the best decision you ever made.

[Taylor Holmes @TaylorGlessner]

Today I ate macaroons for lunch and chips and guac for dinner.

Officially living my best life.

[Taylor Holmes @TaylorGlessner]

Also, faceplanted Into the dirt today when a blast of wind decided it would stop blasting as I ran straight into its ingenuine forces. The wind was strong, but not strong enough.

[Taylor Holmes @TaylorGlessner]

Drove down an entire highway with a frozen towel stuck to my car. If that isn’t PA living, I’m not sure what is. (Shoutout to all the homies that honked at me trying to tell me wht was going on.)

[Enneagram Reactions @enneagramGIFS]

how each type works out:

1: is already a certified yoga instructor
2: spots everyone
3: runs a 10k at 5 am
4: meditation
5: researches the best workouts but never does anything
6: walks a lap, does a few squats, leaves
7: once on Jan. 1
8: leads cycling on Mondays
9: doesn’t

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

The way we deal with uncertainty says a lot about whether Jesus is ahead of us leading, or behind us just carrying our stuff.

[𓆩♡𓆪 @rollieeerose]

it takes me 3-5 business days to put my feelings into words

[Taylor Holmes @TaylorGlessner]

@LindseyBlestLNP Holy guacamole