Taylor Jones

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

#justiceforjake

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

No ski bags delivered to the German airport we’re in (can’t spell it). This is a grim state of affairs #BritishMareways @MatthewCrosby1

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

Why isn’t 50 First Dates more focused on the fact Adam Sandler and the other aquarium workers can talk to the animals?

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

Hey Mr. “I’m too cool for Womack and Womack’s ‘Missing Pearson’s Bureau’ and I’ll laugh at the guy whistling it on the way home”. Fuck off

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

I apologise deeply for whatever I’ve done to my barber, but I don’t feel ruining my life with this haircut was a justified response

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

Thank god everyone is clarifying their love for their mum on social media today. Settles my everyday concerns that you hate them. Good to see

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

I don't care if you're reading a book by Brian Cox, if you wear one leather driving glove and a peaked beanie whilst telling a pregnant woman "there's a seat right over there" rather than getting up, you're the dumbest boy in school

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

People who stand in the doorway of a train and don't get out to let people off at each station share a level of culture with Dapper Laughs

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

@kanyewest I once saw a guy try to pull a U-turn on the motorway and it was more convincing than yours

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

Yes Kavanuagh is a pig but where were all of the anti GOP tweets when his initial hearing was happening? His exclusion from the Supreme Court is important for a multitude of reasons that we should be paying attention to

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

If constantly wondering how Elton John doesn't transcend to a godlike form when he sings the chorus of Tiny Dancer is wrong, I don't wanna be right

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

Bloody hell tell you what the sunlight in the windowless area of the gym this morning is blinding. Really wish I'd worn my super cool workout cap to fit in with all the wicked dudes wearing theirs. What an idiot I must look without it.

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

Kid on the train just said "looks like we're getting to Tooting a few minutes early" and violently broke wind. And people still pay money to watch Lee Evans

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

Also Winona Ryder's character has to die quickly

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

Stranger Things has been ruined for me by how much of a pig child Eleven has become. Windows are not cheap, be humble

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

@MoeenAli is all the proof I need that man is inherently good

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

@PaulHollywood trying the sandwich cake #GBBO2017

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Very much in awe of the champagne cake, less enthused by the lack of focus on @noelfielding11 #GBBO2017

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

James's head looks more like a cake than most of these showstoppers #GBBO2017

[Taylor Jones @TaylorHJones]

Paul, adopt me #GBBO2017