The Fired Up Unicorn

Mom. Wife. Unicorn.

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

My superpower is summoning anxiety out of thin air.
Tada. #AnxietyGirl

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

@rainbowstiel @JensenAckles Wait, can we still get this?!

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

WTF, it's happening again. Am I having a seizure? #Fight #impeachment #ImpeachmentTrial

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

"This is really hard for me, feel bad."- Defense

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

@peltzmadeline @MollyJongFast I knew it sounded familiar

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

I expected the defense to be bad, but not "let's play 10 minutes of clips till a word loses all meaning" bad. #ImpeachmentTrial2 #BetterCallSaul

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

@KlasfeldReports Lazy af. Way to argue over editing clips by editing a bunch of other clips.

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

@KatieHill4CA @BevVincent He definitely has a type. Cringeworthy.

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

I’ve heard better excuses from my 4 year old. #ImpeachmentTrial #Guilty

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

@mattgaetz @yashar The Unintentional Self-Burn. By a total shit heat. My favorite!

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

@AndreaWoo @BevVincent How about the POWER BELT! Damnnnn!!!

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

@MrRickyWhittle @TIME The best tears I've cried in my lifetime. #MadamVicePresident

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

it's Tuesday, why does Lauren Boebert still have a job

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

Happy Birthday to #nationaltreasure @DollyParton.

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

"Wow, these new crystals work great" I say as I chase a Xanax with a bong hit. #Coping #WitchLife

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

It’s not #CancelCulture if they’re fascist white supremacists. #TheMoreYouKnow

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

@nhbaptiste I can guarantee that this will be the case. Hopefully we can educate our children that this was NOT the case. And it's abhorrent.

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

@jaketapper Me: *Goes out to buy a dozen shirts with "232" written on it.* #TwoThirtyTwo

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

@AdamParkhomenko Wait till he finds out that this means no salary, secret service, etc.

[The Fired Up Unicorn @TaylorPollino]

@davidhogg111 And of all places, why is there an open carry option in DC?