Taylor Riordan

Puny, punny, sound lady, scenic carpenter. Stick around for my one-liners. And woe betide anyone foolish enough to question my caffeine intake.

[Taylor Riordan @TaylorRiordan]

I still haven't received any unemployment benefits after months of calling the DOL and now I'm being ghosted by a job after being told directly I had an offer... well, this tracks for 2020.

[Taylor Riordan @TaylorRiordan]

I got all 4 wisdom tootharoonies out on Tuesday and I am still waiting for every darn task to not take exactly all of my energy.

[Taylor Riordan @TaylorRiordan]

I just woke up from a dream where I encountered a murderer with a group of friends and it was platform game style so it was easy to dream-fight them, and then I ended up making out with my last roommate. Don't know about you but my pandemic dreams have really been something.

[Taylor Riordan @TaylorRiordan]

I started actively looking for a new job today - it is becoming actually unbearable to live with my folks. But my favorite job title I've come across has to be Assistant Manager Pet Waste Technician.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Holy shit Pete Buttigieg, holy shit!

[Taylor Riordan @TaylorRiordan]

Gonna ignore the fact that my day job won't return for another year and focus on the German Shepard named Heidi I met today that was so excited to meet me that she ran around and kept coming back to near tackle me and lick my face.

[Taylor Riordan @TaylorRiordan]

Anyone need a grounds caretaker, pet sitter, plant attendant, or anything in residence? Sugar baby? Honestly at this point anything to get out of a household that is draining the actual life out of me.

[Taylor Riordan @TaylorRiordan]

Still hoping one of these days I'll wake up and discover I've just been having hyperdetailed fever dreams about The Onion articles so I can stop saying "Are you joking?" at every monsterous thing that rotten fascist cumquat and his cronies do

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

Ok @Nandi_Bushell....Round 2! Every superhero needs a theme song. Here’s one for you! Mad props to The Grohlettes for the background vocals.

[aubrey @aubreybell]

if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person

[prance @bocxtop]

why do people think u go to college and get radicalized by "commie professors" u go and get radicalized by eating ramen for 2 months straight while building up 6 figure debt and then seeing that jeff bezos officially became richer than god

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Police then used pepper spray to clear the park. There were families and kids out in Aurora. It was literally just a violin vigil for Elijah.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Yesterday Aurora, Colorado was holding a violin vigil for Elijah McClain, who was known for playing his violin, especially to animals.

Then the police decided they’d seen enough.

[Gabe González @gaybonez]

"...but not before we send out cops with no masks to beat you up and pepper spray you."

[Taylor Riordan @TaylorRiordan]

@deliawithit @seriouslyautumn I haven't been able to stop thinking about this. Every day that criminal has held office I've been like "is this it? Is this the bad thing that sets us up for revolution so this never happens again?"

[ali sousa ✨ @alisousa4]

#openyourlobby has led to a really beautiful thing where theaters are functioning like community centers; everyone is welcome, we’re giving people what they need, there are no barriers. how do we keep that up when things are ���back to normal”?

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

The NYPD’s budget is $6,000,000,000

That’s more than the city spends on health, homelessness, youth development and workforce development combined.