Taylor Shelp

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Nothing like working out to make you feel like you deserve that burger and fries.

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*does 1 sit up*

*checks for abs*

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I'm really over this working for a living shit.

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"What are you twelve"

yeah on a scale of one to ten

bitch

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Girls be like

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Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman.

And we never forget.

Anything.

Ever.

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YES

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

Be with someone who gives you the same feeling you get when you see your food coming at a restaurant.

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

How do you get a nice figure without moving?

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

At what point in adulthood do I get to graduate from the "kids" table?

[Taylor Shelp @TaylorShelp]

@tegtate_7 hopefully @shnitz15 will make it the entire concert this time

[Syracuse Crunch @SyracuseCrunch]

Rookie d-man Slater Koekkoek scored his 1st pro goal tonight. RT to congratulate him! #TBLightning #SyrCrunch #AHL

[Taylor Shelp @TaylorShelp]

Gus-2 Dust-0

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NOTHING

[Taylor Shelp @TaylorShelp]

“@TMZ: Paulina Gretzky -- Pulls the Goalie ... Gets Pregnant http://t.co/LokzlSECXf”@DTink11 you ever play goalie?

[Taylor Shelp @TaylorShelp]

“@WomensHumor: I've never had a bad day that started with a breakfast taco.” @DTink11 hahahaha

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I hope I never have to run for my life. It wouldn't end well.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Today was not worth getting out of bed for.