Taylor Neuharth

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

[es·sen·tial @twinquotes_]

the relationship between me & black clothes is a love story that can’t be explained

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

i fell in love with an emo girl…

https://t.co/lDEBL2aMkF

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Put you in a mansion
Somewhere in Wiscansin

[Taylor Neuharth @TayNeuharth]

I want to be Cruella DeVille for Halloween, so I’m taking applications for people to be my Dalmatians. I need 101, and so far, I have 3

[Taylor Neuharth @TayNeuharth]

@claudxfinnell It’s perfect

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

woke up feeling dangerous

[Taylor Neuharth @TayNeuharth]

I wore my Halloween jammies, purple fuzzy socks, and slippers to breakfast this morning, and this dude paid for my food. I’m convinced he thought I was homeless and couldn’t afford my meal

[Taylor Neuharth @TayNeuharth]

My sister and I started a book club. We’re the only ones in it, and we haven’t actually read any of the same books yet. But, I think it’s going pretty well so far

[Taylor Neuharth @TayNeuharth]

I literally scroll through Venmo and comment/like on people’s charges like it’s another social media account

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

oh, was i supposed to be predictable

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

be my bloody valentine ❣️

[Taylor Neuharth @TayNeuharth]

@AlexBrumlow You know, I feel like an adult, but today really put things into perspective for me haha

[Taylor Neuharth @TayNeuharth]

Just overheard my sis telling dad about our day, and she said, “I took Tay to the arcade and let her play some games, then I bought her lunch, and I just now put her down for a nap.”

I mean, I literally can’t deny any of it but shit 🙃

[Taylor Neuharth @TayNeuharth]

@ZacBombassi Maybe birthday lol

[Taylor Neuharth @TayNeuharth]

Christmas as a young adult can’t be rivaled. Kids think their toys are cool, but wait until they get their first cordless vacuum cleaner, crock pot with a timer, or matching tupperware. Now, that’s real joy

[Taylor Neuharth @TayNeuharth]

@itsskinnyg @AliseHirsch @_trobinson2015 @justcedess @EthanSnyder313 Can’t wait for you to be back 🥺🥰

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

Downfalls High. January 2021 🎬

[Taylor Neuharth @TayNeuharth]

@itsskinnyg I hate it here

[Taylor Neuharth @TayNeuharth]

😈😈😈😈

[Jordan Neuharth @joneuharth]

today when @TayNeuharth and I were leaving the halloween store, she was literally singing “it’s the most wonderful time of the year” ...she ain’t right yall