Taylor

geologist 🏔 native kansan 🌻

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Hey @australia fuck u mate

[✠ @crvguii__]

GRAVE!!🚨

Yamato Zidane não consegue parar o despertar de Messidara e a preocupação de uma possível conquista da Segunda Copa Ninja pelo Uchiha escala. Enquanto isso, nenhum sinal sobre criança da profecia Narutendrick.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[Taylor @Taytiebugg]

@josh4gunners @ESPNFC Spanish commentators on telemundo called it out.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

"It's 100% a red card for Lionel Messi. It should've been."

Ale Moreno and Nedum Onuoha react to Messi's challenge against Algeria's Aïssa Mandi.

[Taylor @Taytiebugg]

@utdreport @TheAthleticFC I would like to add that this is the least serious thing that has happened to them so far lmao

[ゲイリー斎藤 @JUN_SAITOH_WHR]

I watched the drama "Yellowstone."
I feel like a livestock agent.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Taylor @Taytiebugg]

@connoramulhern As a Kansan, this would be purely Lawrence shenanigans.

[Taylor @Taytiebugg]

@theepicmap Taking the I-70 route I understand, but there are more scenic highways you can use. The prairie has its own beauty.

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

The World Cup is about soccer, sure, but it’s also about an exchange of cultural binge drinking intricacies and I think that’s beautiful

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

feeding my obese son by hand like a capybara

[horse @horseimage]

horses trying to avoid rainbow crosswalk pedestrian crossing scared stressed possibly homophobic

[MF DOOM Insider @mfd00mbr]

Kanye of the West - Fellas in the Kingdom

[Luke Leisher @luke_leisher_]

lol.