𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔

“I’m not dying for six college credits!” | #MarvelRP #Parody | Based on the MCU and Marvel Comics | 21+ for Mature Themes | Has seen Thor L&T

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

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“I am not getting 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒆𝒅 in the name
of 𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆!”

❥ An independent portrayal of
the Marvel character.

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[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

Yeah? It’ll be fun, I promise.

[Kate Kane @RedHeadedKane]

That sounds nice.

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

I could… take you out to dinner?

[Kate Kane @RedHeadedKane]

Hmmm...

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

I’ll do anything.

[Kate Kane @RedHeadedKane]

Maybe you can.

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

Can I make it up to you?

[Kate Kane @RedHeadedKane]

Of course.

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

Did you miss me?

[Kate Kane @RedHeadedKane]

Which is nice.

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

That’s… pretty complicated. But you like it?

[💀💩L. @BetterThanSlade]

No. Absolutely not.

So you got the people who host the postings. They take a portion usually, and then you have the job type, how much you charge specifically, how much extra someone is willing to pay, what extra dangers there might be.

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

It’s not just one flat sum?

[💀���L. @BetterThanSlade]

Depends on a lot of factors.

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

Huh. How much does someone make for that kind of work?

[💀💩L. @BetterThanSlade]

Nope.

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

@flightyfashions “No? You’ve been missing out.”

She happily led the way to her favorite café, still grinning. She held the door open for Jan when they arrived.

“So… how have you been?”

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

“Janet! It’s great to see you.”

Darcy stepped forward to hug @flightyfashions, too excited to hold herself back.

“Want to get coffee, so we can catch up?”

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

Doesn’t that get kinda boring after a while? Just doing the same thing.

[💀💩L. @BetterThanSlade]

Well, yeah. But mostly the unaliving stuff.

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

But… I’m here now?

[Kate Kane @RedHeadedKane]

Correct.

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

I mean, I heard you were a mercenary. But people don’t pay you to do other things, too?

[💀💩L. @BetterThanSlade]

it's like...what I'm famous for.

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

… That’s all you do?

[💀💩L. @BetterThanSlade]

that's literally my whole job.

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

I highly disagree. I’m less likely to die if I know the plan!

[Clint Bi-ton @SoftClintsArrow]

No fun in that :)

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

You… why? I just want to help.

Unless it involves killing people.

[💀💩L. @BetterThanSlade]

smart choice.

and oh. i made that up.

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒔 @TazingQueen]

Okay, I’m just going to accept the fact that you know things I don’t. Otherwise, you’re going to give me a headache.

Who am I distracting? And why?

[💀💩L. @BetterThanSlade]

Duh.