The on-chain T-bill. 3% of every trade, reflected in USDG. Hold. Earn. Touch grass. Powered by Robinhood.
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Here is the coupon engine at $TBILL. Our boomer devs finished it, unplugged the keyboard, and went golfing.
10% of supply burned at launch.
14% in LP, LP tokens burned.
Every trade, 0.5% becomes LP and burns itself.
~25% of supply is now gone forever, and growing.
Boring, but paying solana:2u1tszSeqZ3qBWF3uNGPFc8TzMk2tdiwknnRMWGWjGWH forever while our boomers go golfing.
@e2005pe@latenightonbase DM on tg. We can help you out if you’d like. Always down to help https://t.co/5ZOexW4wnx of our boomers on the management team is a professor of CS and loves helping out.
@g0rz3rk@latenightonbase We see them. From our research that cluster is actually the relay bridge router. It’s going to show as a cluster in unsophisticated bubble map generators but can figured out with thorough research
HOLDER TESTIMONIAL - ENTRY No. 004
Mr. Kraven Morehead, 74, retired actuary, Boca Raton
"The USDG arrives every hour. It is never enough. I find myself craving more."
We have verified Mr. Morehead's holdings. We did not verify his name. We have chosen not to.
Following our previous notice regarding video submissions, we regret to report that the submissions have not stopped. They have escalated.
This is Gerald, 81. The USDG had just arrived.
Buy $TBILL. Earn $USDG. Just don't be like Gerald.
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10,000 $USDG paid to $TBILL holders. In two days.
Harold didn't stake. Marge didn't claim. Thomas didn't even stop dancing. The money arrived anyway. Every hour, to everyone holding.
Our holders average one chart check per fiscal quarter and are golfing comfortably (11 over par)
Hold. Earn USDG. Touch grass.
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@Frostt Check out $TBILL we've just crossed 10k $USDG paid out to our boomers holding and were not stopping.
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We are pleased that solana:2u1tszSeqZ3qBWF3uNGPFc8TzMk2tdiwknnRMWGWjGWH distributions are arriving on schedule.
We are less pleased with what $TBILL holders keep doing about it. Thomas (76, San Francisco), please. The distributions will continue either way. We don't need these videos.
@PraxMedia Come join the boomers in our Country Club by holding $TBILL. Users get paid 3% in USDg just by holding and so far ~10k paid out.
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@goyimpnl Come join the boomers at our Country Club earning 3.5% in USDg by holding $TBILL. So far 10k paid out.
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Good morning boomers. Several holders have written in to report they do not know how to operate the blockscan, the blockchain, or the blocks.
Noted. The Registry now has a Lookup window. Type in any wallet, see every USDG payout it's been sent. No connecting. No scanning. No blocks.
Below: the disbursement record of one of our earliest holders.
In 7 hours I’ve made around 53 dollars
No need to claim or anything
On pace for 100+ today
Just sent directly to your wallet
As the volume grows so does the payouts
Gud tek
$TBILL
@KennyHarri55439 It’s not an issue with us, it’s an issue with FOMO. You need to export your wallet to a different wallet and you can sell on uniswap or https://t.co/2ACmTpWAzs
Day two of $TBILL being live and we have paid out 6.6K in USDGg. Our boomers have been happy with the results. All can be verified on chain and on our site https://t.co/2ACmTpWAzs.
Come join the country club 👴