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Born in the Dome, raised on heartbreak. Watching Minnesota sports with clear eyes. 🚫DMs #Skol #MNTwins #howl #MnWild #Gophers #Loons #Lynx

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Hall pass weekend

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@Mo_Rizzle24 @alex_golflegend @cdeegz8

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@Mo_Rizzle24 @alex_golflegend @cdeegz8 Yes, because I said so and that’s how we roll

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@Mo_Rizzle24 @cjmnsportsmom

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@cjmnsportsmom @Mo_Rizzle24 She might not but I would 🤣🤣

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@Skaenktayy So….lol

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I live in constant fear of accidentally ripping one during a Teams call… because deep down, I never truly trust that mute button #WorkFromHomeProblems #MuteYourself #CorporateAnxiety

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@Yfz84

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Wish I was cool enough to just copy/paste what others say and suddenly it’s my thought too. Imagine living life on Easy Mode #LifeGoals #CTRLVChampion

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@MissAlissaS Wow...it's like you copy and pasted what somebody else said. Nice work

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Did you know octopuses have three hearts and blue blood…but did you know bananas are technically berries and strawberries aren’t? #RandomFacts #MindBlown #ThingsNobodyAskedFor #ViralTweets

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Why do MLB players stare at a 3-0 fastball right down the middle like it's a tax form, then foul off a cookie, then chase a slider to the moon? Are y’all trying to finish the AB or unlock a secret level?
#BaseballLogic #3andOhNo #MLBWhatAreWeDoing #SwingOrNah #FastballPhobia

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@skolallday27 cheaper tickets now. hahaha

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@asiddiqui15

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Wanted to tweet something clever today...
But instead I’ve been sprinting a marathon between my bed and the bathroom.
My stomach’s got more plot twists than a Netflix docuseries #ToiletHumorist #GutCheckFail
#Craptivated #PoopsAndGiggles #StoolStoryBro
#FlushWithEmotion

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@CollinCringe22 @strallweat Crap!!

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@MissAlissaS Dome dogs is the only correct answer

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Why are the @Twins so bad? Did ownership lose a bet? Did the fans accidentally summon a curse by booing Joe Mauer that one time in 2011?? Do they think “winning” is a luxury tax? Blink twice if you're being held hostage by analytics. 😩⚾️
#MLB #TwinsTerrible #SellTheTeam #Comedy

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I opened my fridge, forgot why I was there, grabbed cheese anyway.
Not what I needed.
Not mad about it.
My brain: “We ride at dawn.”
Me: “Where?”
Brain: “Unclear.” 🧀🧠
#ProductivityWho #BrainOnVacation #CheeseOverGoals #ExecutiveDysfunctionMVP #SendHelpAndSnacks