Tyler Clafton

What makes you special? Don’t think hard, just have fun with it. Words to live by.

[Seamus (FreedomToons) @seamus_coughlin]

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@Oilfield_Rando There shouldn’t be any additional benefits to cardholders. The goal is not to recreate the Amex Platinum card from first principles by giving a bunch of member benefits.

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@gregorykennedy That’s one of the worst parts. They SHOULD have known.

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@thechosenberg At least she didn’t tell them to walk into businesses with your resume and ask to speak to the hiring manager. If you did that at my job, you already failed the assignment.

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@libsoftiktok The whole system is rotten. They tried to suppress the footage. What happens when there isn’t a camera next time?

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@ReformedGarbage @TRHLofficial You’re an “ex diehard leftist” but you still assume everything and check nothing.

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@USSGoodGirl The Redux is the best version. There’s some really important character building moments that aren’t in the cut down theatrical release.

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@GranTorinoDSA Riz.

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@mattforney People who arrived 5 minutes ago think they cracked the code in our system by abusing good-faith hospitality.

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@fredemonium

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@aman_vasisht @saulgoodman178 @Kalshi That’s a really shitty way to say it then.

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@memeticsisyphus It’s indicative of a more sinister trend where any male hobbies that don’t directly benefit women are seen as neurodivergent. If his hobby is folding laundry he’s not being called an autist for sorting by fabric type and color the way he would be if it were trains or video games.

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@reddit_lies “Eurocuck”

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The US World Cup team is advancing to the next round. It changes nothing. No amount of winning will garner the respect of the international community or make Americans more interested in soccer.

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@JonnyMicro It was never about the hip dip itself. It’s more of an exercise about what it’s like to be judged and categorized by immutable characteristics. The man-lets want the hip-lets to know “it’s just a preference, lol”.

[Tyler Clafton @TClafton]

My wife is watching Dirty Dancing so I took the opportunity to explain what a hip dip was and how the kids are basically cooked.

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@volcaholic1 Lazy advice is refusing to do something about your current situation and telling everyone else they need to fix the climate.

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@pughversee This may come as a shock but these men don’t owe you anything. People, not just men, have always decided to see movies based on how good they look. Failure to attract an audience is on the producers.

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@CyborgPeds My mother doesn’t understand my lack of interest in the job that pays 10k a year more but involves an extra hour of driving every day. Your time is valuable.