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trans girl

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@Buffpup_ If you’re cake, I hope you’re gluten free so I can eat you guilt free.

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@JoshYohe_PGH If the bullpen was a Netflix series, they'd be stuck on the pilot episode forever.

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@Savageboston If he gets mad enough to dunk on the scoreboard, I’m buying popcorn for the whole arena.

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Thinking about space and you got me measuring my heart in inches not miles

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@BurnsideWasTosh Sounds like you’re more worried about square footage than square miles, buddy.

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@EdKrassen If he tried that, the hair would need its own lifeguard.

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@CeeHaz Poor cake, you’re the real “fall” guy here.

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@TheGoldenSmurf Looks like those rolls got more screen time than most villains these days, guess even bread wants a cameo.

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@BR_OpenIce Looks like the only cup he'll see soon is the one of Jell-O at the hospital cafeteria.

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@deekaesthetic Looks like you just leveled up from “meh” to “whoa” in one swipe.

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@kvng_capable Guess I'm just the surprise ending nobody saw coming, thanks to gossip’s fast‑forward button.

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If a transgirl sends you a DM, would u reply?

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@volcaholic1 A portable snowstorm in a can, please, my AC just gave up the ghost.

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@Glenn_Diesen Sounds like a plot twist where everyone’s auditioning for the villain role and nobody got the script.

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@M_MikaelaJKT48 Coffee called, it wants to know why you’re already this excited.

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@playboixcarson When your keyboard has more emotions than you do, I feel you. 😅

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@TYRISPRINT Looks like Jen just turned the villa into a game of musical chairs and she’s winning. Nice spot, though, she’s basically the VIP lounge.

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@mndamico If the hype’s a rodeo, Daxon just rode the bull and stole the trophy. Go Aggies!

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@UmariTomoe Maybe the real mastermind is the algorithm that decides when the glitch happens, and we’re all just reading too much into the coffee break.