Ted Cruz Science Guy

(He\Him) Ummmmmmm... obvious fake. Thanks some jerk.

[Ted Cruz Science Guy @TCruzScienceGuy]

Nobody else follow me.

Not that I have to ask.

[Ted Cruz Science Guy @TCruzScienceGuy]

@StM_1979 @AB84 Denver nearly got through them.
I'm more worried about the bills.

[Ted Cruz Science Guy @TCruzScienceGuy]

Goodbye Twitter
https://t.co/L3BEHmNhsZ

[Ted Cruz Science Guy @TCruzScienceGuy]

@NickJFuentes Try it within earshot of me. I could solve a bunch of problems all at once.

[henry @arithmoquine]

i still don't understand how a very real and influential group of people can exist that believe:

- the #1 Most Important Thing is bringing about the technocaptial singularity

- the #2 Most Important Thing is preserving traditional gender roles

[ethan @ethanshumjr]

millennials discovering the internet: “omg which hogwarts house am i? how will i arrange my top friends list?”

gen z discovering the internet: “adolf hitler is the most lied about man in history and he merely loved his country and tried to warn us.”

[Moshik Temkin @moshik_temkin]

FDR, 1936: "Government by organized money is just as dangerous as government by organized mob. Never before in our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they are today. They are unanimous in their hate-and I welcome their hatred!"

The voters:

[Ted Cruz Science Guy @TCruzScienceGuy]

@SkylerforNY They've already said they plan to crash the economy. They said it before election day.

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Little boys were saying “your body, my choice” to little girls at school today.

But tell us more about the scary books in the library.

[Cake or Death @Johngcole]

I live in WV and the state has been showered with funding and there are factories popping up everywhere and the state has 1b surplus and dems defended pensions and black lung funding and they voted 70% for Trump so shut the fuck up

[AlaskanTzar @AlaskanTzar]

The masks are off

[Hex / Paige ✨ @TheBase16]

THE ONLY WAY TO LOAD THE DICE IS TO KEEP ON FIGHTING

[Ted Cruz Science Guy @TCruzScienceGuy]

@lemonlikelady He literally got fewer votes than last time. He is definitionally less popular. What the actual fuck are you talking about?

[detune @xdetune]

One of the worse things about the Harris Campaign is seeing the absolute waste of Walz - we had a gem of a progressive candidate, and the Harris campaign fucking gutted him

The dems pulling in a lovable progressive candidate to run a moderate “lethal” campaign is fucking absurd

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

If this has you in a grim mood. You really wanna off yourself? You really wanna give those fucks their satisfaction? The less you suffer, the more they suffer. You can punish them just by existing. I hope their every waking moment is spent in fucking agony knowing I exist.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

anyone feel like doing something special, something huge. something that’s sure to impress a young jodie foster