Tim Russini ⎕ 🇲🇽

♋️🦀 I’m not here to argue. Sources tell me Charlie is stable. Please god. #LetsGoDodgers #Chelsea #ClubLeon #RaiderNation #GoKingsGo #LakeShow #LAGalaxy

[Tim Russini ⎕ 🇲🇽 @TDConfab]

LIFE CHANGING

[Freddie Freeman’s #1 fan @nolanjoaquin]

I just hope @TDConfab is having a great time watching the 1975 tonight 😌

[Tim Russini ⎕ 🇲🇽 @TDConfab]

@CuriosityonX

[Tim Russini ⎕ 🇲🇽 @TDConfab]

It’s crazy how sketch comedy YouTubers are making the best horror movies while Chris Stuckmann and Markiplier made dogshit horror movies 😂

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My president is unfortunately still alive
Knicks in 5

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it

[Tim Russini ⎕ 🇲🇽 @TDConfab]

@FoxNews Delusional 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

every single thing i see or read about josh hart makes me like him more

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Congress thinks $83 an hour isn’t enough for them…
but $7.25 an hour is enough for you.
That’s not public service. That’s class warfare.

[Tim Russini ⎕ 🇲🇽 @TDConfab]

@TrevorAllenMD I think psychic and ice should be super effective and give ice another resistance

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[🍉Blazer’s top guy🍉 Ⓐ🏴🚩 @Ancomraven2]

Still funny how Charlie Kirk’s final words were about gang violence only to be killed by a white man within seconds

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall

[Jalen “Banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[💎🍾 @TheRocSupremacy]

Never forget this is what y’all favorite truth-telling rapper posted when Mamdani won. Nigga don’t even live in NYC anymore, he just do whatever Trump tell him to do.

[Tim Russini ⎕ 🇲🇽 @TDConfab]

@willforthrill If you can’t be chill about the rule of the one rule at a $1 concert a huge fuck you

[Tim Russini ⎕ 🇲🇽 @TDConfab]

Me in high school

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Individual getting sucked off loudly in theater @AMCTheatres

[Tim Russini ⎕ 🇲🇽 @TDConfab]

@hloverry I like them for not recording shit. That’s cool. But sometimes you need to contact someone there. But that show was $1 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut!

[Tim Russini ⎕ 🇲🇽 @TDConfab]

@TheMetroIntel @ZazzyJets @PolymarketSport Schizophrenic freaks

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Arsenal is not humble. Have they ever won a Champions League?”

Even during the NBA Finals Josh Hart is letting everyone know what color London is

[Tim Russini ⎕ 🇲🇽 @TDConfab]

Someone just you know