TDH

Sportsball fan. Jazz fan. Saints fan. BYU & Utah fan - both fanbases hate me.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Alejandro @Oasiszn]

Hot take: We need to replace Central Park with the world's largest data center

[TDH @tdhtweets]

@Br3ak1ngPo1nt2 @omgsidewalks That’s not water in those tumblers lol.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

By going to a Utah Mammoth home playoff game

[Ned Ryun @nedryun]

People that always insist on backing in to parking places are psychos.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Friday checklist:

✅Pretend to work
✅Send one email
✅Vanish at 3pm

[TDH @tdhtweets]

@Dearme2_ What’s the cheat code to confidence??

[Jusuf Nurkić 🇧🇦 @bosnianbeast27]

Utah 🏔️🎷, from the bottom of my ❤️, thank you for all the love and support you gave me every single night. It meant the world to me 💙

You welcomed me as a player, put everything aside and gave me a real chance to show you who I am as a person. I’ll never forget that.

Big thanks to the @utahjazz organization, my teammates, and coaches for believing in me and giving me this opportunity.

See you soon 🤞🏻💪

#Year12 #HadžoMoj 🏀🇧🇦
#UtahJazz #BosnianBeast

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Say what you want about The Masters...

But there is nowhere else on planet earth where you will see a photo of humans like this where not a single one of them is looking at a phone.

Truly one of the most beautiful things.

[TDH @tdhtweets]

This platform is 80% garbage and 20% valuable. Every day it gets harder and harder to get on here.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Every job should have a spring break, & atleast a week off in the summer without us having to use PTO. We all deserve a break

[The Misfit Patriot @misfitpatriot_]

Why the fuck does Jeff Bezos have to give you 7 billion dollars?

The American people give the government around 7 TRILLION dollars every year and you fuckin retards haven’t fixed shit with it.

You think if the creepy bald Amazon dude adds another 0.1% to that figure you’re finally gonna figure out how to stop blowing our fuckin money?

Better idea, how about you give the other 99.9% to the private sector and see if they can figure out how to cure diabetes or make a sandwich for 4th graders. I bet they’ll have change left over.

[TDH @tdhtweets]

@jacksettleman As a Jazz fan, where tf is this?

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

Tiger Woods heading to the store

[Kirk Evans @KirkEvans0]

Think I’ll pass

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

I’m putting together a foursome.

[Ryan Smith @RyanQualtrics]

Taking my 96 year old grandmother, and lifelong Jazz fan, to this game was a dream.

We’re running back the tradition of inviting you to bring your 90+ year old fans Monday vs the Raptors. Tell us who you’d bring and we’ll host as many as we can.

[Topps @Topps]

Ace Bailey’s rare “Aced Ace” Garbage Pail Kids trading card 🔥

[TDH @tdhtweets]

I wish Utah County had a park or two like Liberty Park in Salt Lake. I get you could just drive 15 min to the mountains, but it’s not nearly the same.

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

BREAKING: Utah Jazz coach Will Hardy is sidelined with wrist soreness after slamming the clipboard during practice and will miss the remainder of the season.

(Via @ChrisBHayne)