T Dillehay

TN

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Remote workers when they hear a Teams notification during their afternoon nap

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[• @yducknow]

9-5 workers as soon as it hits 6-7pm on sunday evening

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

And suddenly the man waking up for work at 5AM is no longer your dad.
It's you

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

If you CC my boss on an email just to “loop him in,” Oh let’s go. Meet me in the Teams chat parking lot

[Dylan Dethier @dylan_dethier]

Sergio just took a chunk out of the tee box at No. 2, smashed the water cooler, broke the head off his driver. now he's carrying Jon Rahm's bag down the fairway. quite the start

[Tennessee Basketball @Vol_Hoops]

we're at the door. and we're knocking.

let's go get em

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Major season is getting closer. 🙌

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

“Happy Monday! Just circling back on thi-”

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

“Got time to hop on a quick call?”

[Coach Duggs @CoachDuggs]

Seeing if your Texas Roadhouse server is bringing more rolls

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Boss Salary: 450,000/month

Employee Salary: 50,000/month

Boss sends a three-word email: “Fix this ASAP”

Employee drafts a detailed report, stays online till midnight and even joins weekend calls.

Still gets told: “You need to be more productive.”

Boost: Boss gets a 1.2 million bonus and a 25% salary increase.

Employee gets: 4,000 supermarket voucher and a notebook that says “Team Player of the Month.”

Corporate Karma 🔁

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

9am new year boss starter pack statements:

“Hope you had a nice holidays”
“Q1 is gonna be huge for us”
“Big month for us!”
“Big year for us!”
“Let’s hit the ground running”
“Circle back later this week”
“Just wanted to quickly connect”
“Did you see my email over the holidays?”

[Vol Report @AllVolReport]

2026 4⭐️ DT JJ Finch tosses the Alabama hat and puts on the Tennessee hat as he flips his commitment from the Tide to the Vols 😭

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Its unfortunate

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

"So you can't afford a 30-year mortgage, but you're going to take out a 50-year mortgage to pay $300 less a month but pay $500,000 more to the bank by the end of the loan?"

"That's correct, Dave."

[Ghost of Neyland @GhostNeyland]

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