𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓

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𝙄 𝘼𝙈 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙅𝙊𝘽𝙎.

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[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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⠀⠀❝ Tʜɪs ɪs ᴡʜᴀᴛ 𝐆𝐎𝐃 ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴜsᴇ ᴛᴏ sʜᴏᴏᴛ sᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ. ❞
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[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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❝ BEEP BEEP, THE HIPPY CLAIMS TO BE A JUDAS TO THE COUNTRY. ❞

[ FIRING MORE ROCKETS ]

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[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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❝ BEEP BOOP, I AM PROGRAMMED TO KICK COMMIES IN THEIR ASS. ❞

[ IMMEDIATELY OPENS FIRE ]

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ DOCTOR「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」‍ ‍ ‍ @INGENlOUSMADMAN]

@teIeportbread; get in there and report back what you find.

[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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❝ SCIENTISTS IN THE FUTURE HAVE STUDIED YOUR ASS FOR CENTURIES,

AND SENT 𝗠𝗘 BACK IN TIME TO KICK IT. ❞

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ DOCTOR「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」‍ ‍ ‍ @INGENlOUSMADMAN]

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“ That's the spirit. All right, let's get you put back together ... ”

Placing a large slab of tempered alloy over the open wound, not even making an attempt to sanitize and stitch it shut. Sealing him back into his suit like he would an endo-frame into a shell.

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[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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❝ GOOD. I NEED MY AMERICAN MEAT ORGANS TO KILL ENEMIES OF THE COUNTRY MUCH MORE EFFECTIVELY. ❞

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ DOCTOR「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」‍ ‍ ‍ @INGENlOUSMADMAN]

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“ Mmn .. Yes, well —- whoever put all these in here is in for a hefty punishment. I bet it was the Prototype, it's antics have gone to these heights before ... She's a handful. ”

Throwing his spleen into a bucket, he sighs.

“ I don't have time to clean all this. ”

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[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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[ visibly wretching in pain ]

❝ oh dear god my splee- i mean-

I WAS CURSED BY A DRACULA. IT IS MY MISSION TO KILL HIM FOR CURSING ME A REAL BOY. ❞

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ DOCTOR「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」‍ ‍ ‍ @INGENlOUSMADMAN]

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“ Yikes ... Looks the fabrication machine had a field day with the size of this cavity. Why on earth did you decide to stuff it with so many organs ？”

The Doctor asked his conscious "creation." Holding the Soldier's spleen in his bloodied glove.

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[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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❝ beep beep... my... lung... must... breathe... robotically... hhheeheeheeehhhh...❞

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ DOCTOR「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」‍ ‍ ‍ @INGENlOUSMADMAN]

Performing an invasive repair on @teIeportbread. Still set in his belief that the Soldier is his Boxnik creation.

“ I don't remember putting all these meat bits inside my robot ... no wonder you've been acting all out of wack. ”

[——— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐘 . @chainsmokrstabs]

https://t.co/wrhAE8TEFC

[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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// follow my merasmus right the fuck now

https://t.co/0kKTSy5Ygm

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[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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// follow my merasmus right the fuck now

https://t.co/0kKTSy5Ygm

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[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ & though you fight to stay alive,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀your body starts to spasmus.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀For no mere mortal can resist,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the magic of 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒! ❞
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#MVRP #TF2RP

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[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ & though you fight to stay alive,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀your body starts to spasmus.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀For no mere mortal can resist,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the magic of 𝐌����𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒! ❞
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#MVRP #TF2RP

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[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

Emphasizing his robotic tone harder.

❝ BARPLE BART. I CAN ASSURE YOU, I HAVE TAKEN PLENTY OF ROBOT DRUGS AND FEEL ROBOT FINE. I DO NOT NEED ROBOT SURGERY, AFTER ALL, I AM FLAWLESS, BUILT BY YOU, THE ROBOT DADDY.

I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I TAKE EVERY JOB. ❞

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ DOCTOR「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」‍ ‍ ‍ @INGENlOUSMADMAN]

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“ Riiight ... Sounds to me like your speech synthesizer is on the frits ——- i'll have to open you up and see what the damage is later. ”

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[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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❝ BEEP BOOP. JUMP ON HIPPIES AND KILL THEM. ❞

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[METAL ROSE. @WELDEDROSE]

THE BOXNIK?

[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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❝ dear GOD they reverse engineered american box technology... ❞

Muttered under his breath, thankfully, his flawless disguise is still working.

❝ UH- Yes! You do not remember me because I teleported from the future! To... kill capitalists! ❞

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ DOCTOR「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」‍ ‍ ‍ @INGENlOUSMADMAN]

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“ Ahh ... wonderful, I see the Boxnik — line finally made its way through the production queue. I completely forgot about this one ... ”

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[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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<- CANNOT pass captcha tests

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[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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@INGENlOUSMADMAN

Effortlessly blending in to an army of 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙩 robots utilizing only the highest tech cardboardium alloy America has to offer, the true american hero stood in line for routine inspection.

❝ Beep boop, I am programmed to terrify humans. ❞

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[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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❝ 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗡! Prepare to own the means of my foot up your ass! ❞

Fires the slowest projectile known to man.

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[𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 @teIeportbread]

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@INGENlOUSMADMAN

❝ 𝙅𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙥𝙝 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙣, 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 warned me about your resurrection. ���

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