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Beans

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Im going to dedicate my twitter account to logging when I fart.

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@CPat11 You can definitely see him correct his tracking. He misread it

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@LO_Mariners Thoughts on J Rod doing his best Tony Gwynn impression?

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

I am the only Palestinian American serving in Congress, and my perspective is needed here now more than ever. I will not be silenced and I will not let anyone distort my words.

I’m from Detroit, where I learned to speak truth to power, even if my voice shakes.

[TIMES OF GAZA @Timesofgaza]

Children aren’t supposed to get killed or buried under the rubble. Children aren’t supposed to become orphaned. Children aren’t supposed to lose their body parts. Children aren’t supposed to be a bank of targets.

[hania ⵣ @regrttes]

these are the names of the 2913 palestinian children killed by the israeli military as of the 26th october 2023.

never forgive, never forget.

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Logging on just to say “7-0” #YNWA

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Logging on just to say “7-0” #YNWA

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@tyler__dupuis The lightning was right outside our house. The lightning flashed bright immediately followed by like 15-20 seconds of rumbling thunder. Wtf is this, snow lightning?

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Tim’s Thins are fire 🔥

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@ratmfoo Truly mind blowing

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One of the best 0-0 games Ive seen. On a knife’s edge the whole time

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If twitter does go down, it’s comforting to me that this page kept at it till the very end and will likely perish painlessly and unaware of what happened; the best way to go.

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@murderxbryan Bryan you wouldve made a great “phone a friend” in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Very reliable and answered the call.

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I have to moisturize tonight

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I was at that win vs USC and got to celebrate on the field

[Matt Brown @MattBrownCFB]

No. 6 Oregon is the highest-ranked opponent in the AP poll Washington has beaten since 2009 against No. 3 USC.

Highest-ranked on the road since 2002 at No. 3 Washington State.

Huskies had lost 13 in a row to ranked Ducks teams and had never beaten a top-10 Ducks team

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We interrupt the regularly scheduled fart tweet to bring you this breaking news: GO! HUSKIES! What a win in Eugene!

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@Prager_UTI The menu is basically a vague blend of brown and yellow colors. There’s no way to tell what your options are.

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Im going to dedicate my twitter account to logging when I fart.

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Unverified human, Verified farts

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Havent farted in 2 days, until I ate Arbys, now Im farting

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Fart

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@normcharlatan For some reason I feel like his cartoon style avatar would make this tweet more painful to read if I were personally effected by this.