TeaCommonShark (yes, that one)

Clack Clack MFs, I'm back... (This purely exists to prevent fake accounts stealing our name)

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

Yo

Tea shark is back in the wastelands

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

@2bDtermnd It's a meh so far
like a 4/10

The most entertaining parts of the game were:
1. Goofy paralysis vines that paralyze you even if you DON'T touch the real hitbox
2. Endemic life
3. The visuals being so AWFUL (I'm locked to medium quality) that terrain pops in with bad lighting

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

Lost in the liminal menus of MH Outlanders when I stumbled upon the character bond menu, and that's when I found out, THEY CAN'T READ MY NAME LOL (Supposed to be "Ōjo")

PLUS, they usin' the He/Him pronouns on the FEMALE CHARACTER LMAO

This is the game of all time
#MonsterHunter

[Lillian3D🐀🤖🔜TwitchCon SD @Lilliann3D]

holy fuck monster hunter outlanders runs like hot ASS on my phone LMAO

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

@Lilliann3D Now this...

THIS is true power.

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

@MHFZZEnjoyer Funnily enough, we DID get offered an Outlanders sponsor, which was funny

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

@0Hermic48048 This statement means nothing to me, as I will catalog it regardless of "Actual Lore of the Main Game" in my crusade of cataloging MH stuff

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

I know this MH Outlanders is slop

BUT WE GOT A NEW AGGRESSIVE LYNIAN TRIBE???

Warrior Atecoli???
#MonsterHunter

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

@tarnisheddraken idk

[ミドロ/GAIA888 @mhgaia888]

ゼルダ脳の人なら俺の気持ちわかってくれるはず…！！
#モンハンワイルズ
#NintendoSwitch2

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

@Mikkel_EM That's crazy

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

Here's a cool FAN-MADE Wyvern Rex render that did nothing wrong.

#MonsterHunter

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

@Spire5410 @Omniologist1 @BannedDino Worth it for the bit

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

@MasukuMH Reminds me of the Wind's Gasp... but that wouldn't make much sense if they fell from the Eyrie, or somehow lost their wyrmway tendril whatevers...

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

@Nasafitra Shoutout the “Nameless Handler”

2nd closest character to us but it’s the Serious Handler we get the name for…

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

Shout out #MonsterHunter Riders for hiding yuri in their character lore

[☕ 'Twas By Design ☕ @Twas_By_Design]

HUNTERS!

The best part of today's presentations...

I present: Nyata!

#MHWilds体験版
#mhwilds
#MonsterHunterWilds
#monsterhunter
#ascendance

[しろいことり @mh_mogutory]

【MHWA】
キミたちに早く会いたいな〜！

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

@yulian_garuga One can DREAM we get varying Kulve designs in future games, but tbh, I imagine we'll only be getting the same Kulve design again and again given their two appearances

(Which makes sense cuz it's less resource-expensive than making a new model every time for lore reasons)

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

@Oceaniz96 Makes me wonder what they were expecting to find, and how much did finding a lost civilization with a demon in the center of it match their expectations...

[TeaCommonShark (yes, that one) @TeaCommonShark]

Khezu Toes

[Nasafitra 💛 @Nasafitra]

God Crow is SO FUCKING BASED OH MY GOD BREH 😭 🥹

And this isn't even about Handler... this is literally just about anything on the internet...

I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS THING I DID NOT ASK LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!