Teafeh🦁

part-time Nigerian 😀

[Olumide Adesina @olumidecapital]

Jim Ovia is an alpha in venture capital. He didn’t just build Zenith; he has a sharp eye for Fintech, unsurprised he invested $5 million + in Moniepoint before many saw the blueprint.

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

5 eggs = 30g protein.
1 hake fish = 35g protein.

That’s 65g of protein in one meal.

After eating, your stomach isn’t sticking out like a pregnant woman. That’s how you build muscle and still keep a flat stomach.

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

“Instead of Remi Tinubu to be in the kitchen and take care of her husband, she is busy interfering in the affairs of Warri” - Warri Chief

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

😭😭😭😂😂

[Toby @TomolaGroup]

In 2006, Cadbury Nigeria was a blue chip everyone trusted.

Its CEO had just been crowned one of the most respected in the country.

Then it emerged the books had been cooked for years, accounts overstated by about ₦13 billion.

The share price collapsed from around ₦57 to the single digits over the following years.

People who put everything in one “safe, trusted” name learned the hardest lesson on the exchange.

This is why you never bet your whole life on one company, no matter how respected.

[(fan) Shedy @CFCShedy]

In their prime they all lost to the same Club, guess the club.

[Techpro { CFC } 🇵🇹 @TechproCFC]

FUN FACT 🚨: The only European winners in Arsenal team are all Chelsea players.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Arsenal is not humble. Have they ever won a Champions League?”

Even during the NBA Finals Josh Hart is letting everyone know what color London is

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Imagine say you go baff soap for one river wey dey inside bush..

As you off cloth, you just hear : YOWAAA DAMBOROBA! 😭

[F Ọ L Ú 🚀 @FolushoxFolarin]

LOL.
Femi made over 30 billion from that little game with Tony's shares in UBA.

Dealt with him huh? Okay

[Olumide Adesina @olumidecapital]

A man that had to sell most of his stocks and assets to pay back his loans, will be less emotional about getting his bank’s loans repaid

[Gav 🇬🇷 @TzolakiSZN]

See it’s cool when a World Cup host actually has culture

[Everest @novieverest]

If you want to rent an office space in the Nestoil building at Ikoyi, it is $500k yearly.

It is strategically located. The banks know what they want.

[Tuchel @Officially_Kriz]

Femi Otedola talks about how he repaid his debt of over $1.2b in 2008

He gave up 184 flats, all his shares in 🇳🇬 banks, African finance Corporation, Transcorp Hliton, Mobil, Chevron, Visafone,etc

He was left with a house & office in Lagos, a house in abuja, and 37% stake in AP

[Have faith🗯 @JuanHeart2016]

The mistake world football made was allowing Chelsea to win all European trophies including new Club World Cup.🤭

We beat you o, we go bant you
You beat us o, we go bant you.

Most especially if u beat us and uno get any European trophy, you go still explain to Chelsea fans. 😂😂😂😂

Being a Chelsea fan is a big flex, Aswear! 😂😂😂

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

Before Messi After Messi

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

@PetinaVox With the money we don’t steal.

[P/R Football @brfutboll]

🚨🗣️Nico Paz: “Messi was playing in the 2006 World Cup when I was just ONE year old. Twenty years later, I’ll be playing in a World Cup with him. It’s a dream.”

[𝐎𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐋𝐀  @Oyinlola_cfc]

“Why are we acting like this never happened??🤔”

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Announcer: “Up next at this World Cup game… the penalty SHOOTOUT.”

Americans in the stands: