Teague Lyons

Likes: Bikes, art, doughnuts. Dislikes: Air fresheners, leaf blowers.

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Since you’ve been spending all your time at home, is your living space...

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@amandanadelberg You guess “R,” and there are three—Pat hands you three alpaca socks to add to the one you found in your spin

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Just TRY to putt into this hole

[old roadside pics @oldroadside]

bull front view, fairway golf, 1700 como avenue, st. paul, minnesota, 1984

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Angry triceratops with bloodshot eyes

[every census tract @everytract]

Census Tract 609, Ellis County, Texas

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I believe this is called a Detroit-style cloud

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Square or rectangular clouds are relatively rare occurrences, but they happen to appear in the skies from time to time, like this one filmed over Tucson, Arizona

[read more: https://t.co/PbU809cpnT]

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All-business ATM minder with sunglasses pushed up on his forehead so his eyes can warn you not to try anything funny

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@nhojelttil Hah, that totally works

And probably a number of other catchphrase-y interjections that would also work well

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@everytract

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This tract has had it with you

[every census tract @everytract]

Census Tract 170.01, Dallas County, Texas

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@nhojelttil @mopeymcsadsack @bagofmoons Excellent

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@mopeymcsadsack were you aware of this? Also, his cat was named Nightlife.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

omg at the height of his career, jazz musician charles mingus wrote an entire book about cat toilet training

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@nhojelttil @mopeymcsadsack @bagofmoons Did you just put in a request, as if it were a song, or did you have to make a more elaborate case?

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@nhojelttil @mopeymcsadsack @bagofmoons This reminds me that there is still some of that quart left in the fridge…

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“…and drink moderately hot coffee.”

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Windsor Star, Ontario, March 6, 1923

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Tonight’s sunset

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@mopeymcsadsack @nhojelttil @bagofmoons Noggin’

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@mopeymcsadsack @nhojelttil @bagofmoons Indeed! (And I’m with Mingus on the fresh nutmeg—it’s key and super easy!)

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@nhojelttil @mopeymcsadsack @bagofmoons Once every couple years I buy a quart of eggnog and have a glass after dinner every evening for a week or so, with some rum added and fresh nutmeg grated on top. A ginger cookie on the side. It’s really nice! (And does not leave me incapacitated.)

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@mopeymcsadsack @nhojelttil @bagofmoons Yes, for a small apartment, splurging for the finest techno-litterbox would definitely be part of Project Kitty Cat.

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@mopeymcsadsack @nhojelttil @bagofmoons We have been idly considering getting a cat, and that pic of the cat on the toilet is making me want to…not so much for practical reasons but because the cat looks so earnest

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@mopeymcsadsack “Also, his yowling is has grown much more adventurous and improvisational. He’s organizing scat sessions with the other cool cats in the neighborhood.”