Patrick

Mr. Olympia of eating Kit Kats.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

First time the man ever celebrated a gap of twenty being closed.

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

All these pedos on celebrity row and she ain’t doing shit.

[REZI @HeyTerezi]

DEATH BEAT HIM CLEAN, 1 - 2 - 3, BROTHER

[Qui-Gon Jim @jimbojd4]

Big pussy was cool until he started snitching

[CZW: Combat Zone Wrestling @combatzone]

We didn’t use Eddie’s passing as a “work” to get “heat”

Why would we do a worked angle of ten bell for one of the best ever to recreate a Dudley boys moment no one remembers cause you were starting fake riots and beating up fans

Stop. Not everything revolves around you Mark

[Vev Klikir 🧝‍♀️ (DSA Varrock)🇵🇸🇦🇲🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @VKlker]

I'm being so real why even vote Democrat if they don't give a shit.

[rickandmortyfan28 @dgramr]

Is there a ghost buster fan under the age of 45

[Ulices 🇲🇽⚽️ @11ulc]

LA Knight getting his next paycheck

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

Cum Town

[Morgan🦇🖤 @toxicdoomyurei]

(first time discovering polyamory) oh i get it, like sonic heroes!

[Main Event STEVE! @NotDrDeath]

Those DX boys thought they knew about politicking until Terry showed them who Daddy is

[Jack Slack @JackSlackMMA]

Extremely funny to be called out for lazy cards by your own friend who you’re hosting a dick sucking celebration for

[never give up on giving up @pepsitruth]

Would actually be generational tbh

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

The bastard child being the chosen one, he's the Jon Snow of the Arnold clan

[LUKEY ✣ @VERYKOOLLUKEY]

The Jews told people that the male g spot was in the ass to normalize homosexuality, when in reality the real male g spot is in the foreskin — which they took from you

Unbelievable

[KJ 🐉 🇨🇦🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 KNICKS NBA CHAMPS ‘26 @0214KJ]

there’s a whole other world out there.

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

no country for young sheldon

[TevTalksMMA @TevTalksMMA]

The average UFC fighter can’t even go band for band with a benchwarmer in the WNBA omgggg 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #danawhiteisbald

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

“We didn’t want Surf Dracula to just get on his board and surf”