Paul Atreides

Voted Yes in 2014. QB1 in High School. Burdened with glorious purpose. I’m the paterfamilias. I’m bona fide. Ubuntu. (he/him)

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HWFG Warsaw!
Start of an amazing ten days for yer auld Da!

#Metallica #MetonTour #M72

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@ultras_antifaa If Celtic fans declared it was unsafe to eat faeces, they’d go straight to the kitchen for a piece and shite.

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@memorialdevice I remember my gran getting chips that had a line of sauce up the middle of them late 80s/early 90s but can’t find any evidence of their existence.

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@anon_opin Buy a McPlant. Customise ingredients and add another vegan patty.

Buy a Big Mac. Customise ingredients and remove the meat patties.

Do the switcheroo: plant patties onto Big Mac build. Hey Presto, The Big McPlant.

I use accumulated app points to make the Big Mac free.

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@jg2394044

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@mynameislouise Happy new home!

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Officially quitting Duolingo today.

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Trying to watch Cage Warriors but all the wee guys in the crowd doing Ric Flair noises during the fights is making me embarrassed to be from Glasgow.

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@bisping Who wins Ilia v Islam (if it happens) and if not, can Islam translate his dominance to 170?

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@18coplandhigh72 @BBCSportScot Look at all you’ve accomplished.

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@numetal_moment Chappell Groan

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@yohopelost @CelticFC What justice would you like for them?

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Trump dingying Cheryl Hynes handshake at ringside in UFC would have made for such a good moment in a Curb episode.

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

Israeli journalist & author Gideon Levy:

"There is no israeli-Palestinian conflict, there is a brutal israeli occupation which must come to an end..."

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@OhYeahy34177961 @anon_opin Good luck!

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@btrainer73 The blue, blue seats of Ibrox.

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@BrianHodge46102 @TamseIIicsonIII Probably still in his Dad’s baws. We know you’re Neanderthals but your interest in history is commendable.

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@90sWWE *hanged