Eric Dixon

Attorney #yourbestdefense #everyoneneedsalawyer CATS! #BBN BENGALS #WHODEY Biggest @ochocinco fan. Don’t take my tweets seriously.

[Eric Dixon @TeamChadJohnson]

NCAA Title cheering list

1) St. Johns
2) Houston
3) Arizona
4) Texas
5) Nebraska
6) Iowa
7) Illinois
8) Michigan State
9) Iowa State
10) Alabama
11) Uconn
12 Michigan
13) Purdue
14) Duke
15) Arkansas
16) Tennessee

[res judicatie @cat_i_e]

should probably not roll up to drug court while listening to “that smell” by lynyrd skynyrd but here we are

[Shane Ethridge @ShaneEthridge]

I think my favorite part of being a lawyer is explaining the same thing to the same person for the 50th time and then they ask the same question again.

[Eric Dixon @TeamChadJohnson]

Good riddance

[Bill Bryant @kynewsmakers]

BREAKING: Fayette County Superintendent Demetrus Liggins submits resignation https://t.co/vRuNEoQqNv

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

Comedy of AI errors: Lawyers on both sides of a case misuse AI, cite fake hallucinated cases.

At the show-cause hearing, "each of the attorneys expressed embarrassment and apologized to the Court."

"Neither of them verified the legal authority output by AI before filing their briefs."

In other words, there were two clients who basically were paying for ChatGPT (or whatever LLM) to argue against itself.

Neither of them realized this until the court issued the OSC!

Fines all around (between $1,000 and $3,500), other sanctions include pro hac status revoked, disqualified from practicing in the district for 2 years, among other things:

[wes @wesj_42]

Would it be fucked up to recommend the World War II museum to the German guy if he goes to New Orleans?

[OutKick @Outkick]

This German guy discovering the south is easily the best content the World Cup can provide

Get him to a Buc-ees ASAP

[The Staggie Man @thestaggieman]

Everytime I need Flavien Prat he looks like this on a horse

[Lawyer Issues @LawyerIssues]

Being a lawyer is realizing most people don’t want the legal answer. They want legal-sounding approval for what they already believe.

[BeatinTheBookie.com®️ @BeatinTheBookie]

@danielstorey85 so get a real fucking visa then you moron, hes not a diplomat, trying to use a diplomatic visa, there are laws.

[Stupid Seal🦭 @Stupid_Seal_]

This man is doing great things for the relationship between US & Germany.

I now feel legally obligated to root for Germany in every match not against the US

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

hello.

[jwriddle @jwriddle_]

Watching America adopt a German tourist named Freddy has been the best thing to happen to this website since Moo Deng

[Mike @mhc_76]

The walk out of MSG after spending 5 figures to witness an L has gotta be brutal

[Bobby Burack @burackbobby_]

Adam Silver is exactly right. The president coming to a game is unity. It’s sharing something that is fun. There is nothing political about Trump going to a game.

The people complaining about it are the ones making it political.

[BeatinTheBookie.com®️ @BeatinTheBookie]

Only would LA people do a victory lap for retaining a mayor who let the entire fucking zip code burn down while she was on vacation. They really do deserve what they get.

[Eric Dixon @TeamChadJohnson]

@FreddyLA7 Stop in corbin Kentucky

Birthplace of @kfc

[Eric Dixon @TeamChadJohnson]

@FreddyLA7 You going north?

[Staff Sergeant Lincoln Osiris 🇹🇹 @Balsamic_Vinnn]

I am thoroughly enjoying watching this German man experience America for the first time @FreddyLA7

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Going from Europe to the Waffle House in Cleveland, GA is like going from the Stone Age to 2026

What an incredible cultural experience