Cliff Chinn

Street Fighter Playin', Carlton Dancin' Code Monkey, formerly for Xbox, Blizzard, Rockstar Games, Google. I sometimes wear pants.

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@SeattleSonics Please son, that's Detlef Schrempf dunking in front of Latrell Spreewell with Hershey Hawkins looking on.

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@HaloSupport I finished my Reckoning season pass about 24 hours ago and still haven't received the backpack code, whatup yo

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Thank you @AirCanada for reminding me that the bar for travel can always be lower: forced me to check my carry-on for no reason then took over two hours to get bags to baggage claim at the destination with no explanations/apologies.

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@Katie_Brady12 @USAStriker I've been single for a while and it's going pretty well. Pretty sure I'm the one.

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@Katie_Brady12 Taunting and trash talk are parts of competition and I wouldn't want it any other way. Don't want someone to taunt you? Win.

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At a party talking about the impending recession during a plague. The new normal.

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@JTRU320 You still have nails after last season and the first two weeks of this season?!?

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@theCatalie If you don't pack, you can't forget anything. Just get what you need when you get there.

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This could be the Bollywood origin story for a rice Scarface.

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The crowd howls, thirsty for blood, and above them, on the dais, a war-weary Marie Kondo stands in front of a ragged prisoner, preparing to speak. "Does this man spark joy?" "NO!" the crowd roars. "Then into the pits with him!"

My mid-day nap dreams are perfectly normal.

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The middle of a health pandemic sure seem like the perfect time to submit a proposal to strip 20 million people of their insurance.

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Remember places?

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Schadenfreude is delicious.

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Guys, I'm having trouble finding a place to store some things in my apartment and need some suggestions. Where do you keep your trebuchets?

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@Cozmo23 Looks like a prerendered clip. Everyone knows that if you throw a tripmine into a wall it'll point straight up or down (or into the wall).

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I'm so aroused right now. That's normal right?

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Bring back the Sonics.

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Challenge complete, we have a winner: https://t.co/bzLNc9rsSa

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Damnit, I forgot about the @elizaskinner show in SD today and went to the gym instead. The cost of an ab (singular) is too high.

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Did you love Avengers: Endgame, but were disappointed that your back was only a LITTLE sore after the screening? Sad that your hair had only grown half an inch over the course of the film? Have we got news for you! Coming soon to a theater near you: an EXTENDED Endgame cut!

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@elizaskinner Finally, my lifetime of training is set to pay off!