Somalia Ball Hockey

we have two major midget players on our team

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Big news: @k_sexotn11 has been picked up by team somalia for next seasons play on, we feel he belongs on a team who isnt going to bully him

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Congrats to the @solarbears_ on their championship today, caught a great action shot of @k_sexotn11

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Big playoff game today at 10:00 on court 35, we'll be giving away north face jackets and rubber boots to the first 1000 fans :)

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Trade news: we just traded a 4L jug of piss to @solarbears_ for the rights to @k_sexotn11

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Big day from asshole bob putting up 1 point in 3 games

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BREAKING: @k_sexotn11 seems to be in good shape and is being held hostage by a very muscular man. Man un identified

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BREAKING: Solar bear @k_sexotn11 has been kidnapped by the Somalians

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Players of the game for game 1 were @daynechasse and @nickfewerr with 3 goals each #teamontheirback

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@bradleyyshaw talking to @nickfewerr after Shaw's monster first game #PlayOn

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Rain doesnt make a difference because our games are wet either way #bunnies

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Never really rains in Somalia, the squad is a but rattled right now

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@CameronZinck 's addiction to darts has landed him in rehab and he will not be with us this weekend #sad #notreally

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The Squad #Somalia

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Breaking: coach @CameronZinck has been fired because he only wanted to go to play on for the girls, new coach to be announced

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Jerseys are looking very nice for the big weekend

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Bradley "jew fro" shaw (@bradleyyshaw)
Favorite sport: croquet
Fun fact: he enjoys long walks on the beach
Fav song: snakes in the grass

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Coach: @CameronZinck
Height : tall
Weight: like 350 fuckin fat ass
Favorite outfit: blue roshe runs, camo shorts, shitty white teeshirt

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Captain @nickfewerr
Certified sandwich artist at Quiznos
Height: 6ft0
Weight: Fat
Enjoys golfing and wheeling tslipp once in a while

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Dayne "The d" chasse
Position: Defence
Pump up music: "Taylor Gang"
Favorite pre game snack: his girlfriend