Gumdrop Simmons

I know there's a ton more important things going on in the world, but excuse me while I tweet about sports.

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Name a movie where the sequel is better than the first one… I’ll go first: Rush Hour 2

[Gumdrop Simmons @teamTPeng]

@silksonic and @oliviarodrigo cleaning up!!

[kėńîã @UnaMalcria]

Peeped there will be Olivia Rodrigo tickets out soon. Look out for two 30-year-olds in Boston 😂 @teamTPeng

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I love this team. https://t.co/I3I3uWwSsB

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@OhGoshJ @C_Dubb56 @MwenReleNaomi 😂😂😂😂😂

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@nayjalis I thought the same thing when I saw this 😂

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@ConnecticutSun LETS GOOOOOOOOO! #BornForThis

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@ConnecticutSun let’s go! #BornForThis

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Let's go @ConnecticutSun !!!! #wnbatipoff

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@o_dilly They better put a layer of rice paper on top that you have to eat through 😭

[Ryan Alkire @TheRealRyAlk]

this is still the best joke of all eternity

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What’s up with @TomBrady and that prominent @Nike undershirt? GOAT about to switch back? @UAFootball can’t be happy about that? #SuperBowl

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

Father before everything.

@TomBrady celebrated Super Bowl #10 with his #1 fan ❤️

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

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Get my man wiping down the podium before and after every speaker a bigger bag of Clorox wipes! Come on now!! #InaugurationDay

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@SpenceMan512 UGH DONT REMIND ME

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@sanabeans Take care of yourself, Sana!!!

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For people who know me, the “-“ is my new “;”

[We keep us safe @thequeengeek]

A friend just said to me "Are we supposed to be working during the coup?" and honestly it was the most American thing I've ever heard.

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@TomBrady Oof