Paul Elevario

Writer, Actor, Comedian and Political Activist.

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Pathetic lives.

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@yoshiohka That is so wrong. Callthe police. They'll take care of it. And call your Bank as well.

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@jeenaOrtega2004 7 points for the Taliban. O for me.

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There's people in Hollywood that want to spy on me and judge me and critique me on the low. But I don't pretend to be something I'm not. If I'm not really in a movie I'm not going to pretend to be. I'll play around with it(acting) but I'm not going to go all out. Sorry.

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@dailywencIair You're not homosexuals. WTF?

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@giulianasamm My baby.

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@Lolamoon You're so cute.

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@anyafolders You're amazing actress.

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@MiaMalkova This is going too far.

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"Well, we don't. We gotta go. We're gonna be late for our audition."
"Well, alright man. Go off to your Hollywood audition then. Go make a million dollars. And go fuckin...wherever you go. Where ever he goes. I don't know..."
"That guy almost killed us. We got an audition?"

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"Well, what do you want then?"
"I want us to make it on time for once."
"Hey!!"
"Hey, Jack. We don't have any money, okay. Leave us alone."
"I know you got money, man. Come on. Lend me $7."
"I'm not going to lend you $7."
"Why?"
"Because I dont have $7!"
"Everybody has $7, man."

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I need some new friends.

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Warrior. The Screenplay 2026...

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@anyafolders How many episodes is this without me.

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@everyhouranya So cute.

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@Karleegrey0009 Sexy thing.

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@Sophhialee Can I taste it.

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Fresh Face.

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"Where's Rachel?"
"It doesn't matter."
"It doesn't matter? She's our connect, man."
"What the hell are you talking about, you Dumbo."
"What?"
"She's trying to help us with the show."
"The Show?"
"You want some jerky?"
"No, I don't want your regurgitated beef."

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"Remember that? Look at you."
"I'm done with the scratchers. Tomorrow."
"Tomorrow? Man, get rid of these. It's getting on my nerves. You're like an old lady."
"Like,like I drive a Buick?"
"Yeah, like you drive a Buick. With curlers and shit. Come on. We gotta get down there."

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"What?"
"What's this? Scratchers? Again? Really? I thought you stopped gambling. Remember that one time."
(Outside the Gas Mart)
"Hey, Man. You can't be standing out here if you're not gonna buy anything."
"Ah,Man. Come on. You know who I am. I got some scratchers. Come on..."