Team Virgin

I'm a FUCKING VIRGIN.

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Tim Tebow is definitely lying about being a virgin. He gets it in.

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Closest I've been to having sex: I was in the bed, Butt naked, with a cute guy. I accidently shit myself... Really embarrasing.

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Marijuana is a love drug. Instead of having sex after it, I just go watch the Notebook.

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If you're at a party. You should either be getting stoned, drunk, or having sex. I always pick the first two.

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For Black Friday I'm going to buy 3 boxes of condoms, come home, and make lots of water balloons. That's the best way for me to use them.

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Mexicans run fast. Nothing to do with sex. Just stating a fact.

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If it takes you more than an hour to ejacuate, you have a problem or you should be a pornstar.

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Your first time should be under the influence of either alcohol, marijuana, or love.

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Turtles have sex in a weird position

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If you haven't lost your vrginity by your Sophmore year, it doesn't mean you're a loser. It means you're ugly, smart, or you're scared.

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I don't want to lose my virginity and get an STD the first time.