Team Xtreme

The mildly professional bio for @Liquidfire3240 and his fake racing career.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@joostinrextin Same.

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@joostinrextin @liquidfire3240 @CorttyImages @CORTuesday Indeed I do.

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@TonyJWriter @CORTRoad I just had to stay close to the front pack just in case something happened on the last lap. Wasn't going to dump anyone coming to the line if I couldn't get past you cleanly.

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Well, we dragged the @CORTRoad SLM out of the woods tonight. We had a 6th place car all race, some timing and scoring issues ruined our strategy. But it's amazing that we took the 6th place car and finished....6th. I mean, not that amazing, but mildly amazing.

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Screwed up @CORTRoad qualifying, started near the back, only had a fuel mileage chance, so that's what we did.
Started P9
Finished P5.
Led a whopping 3 laps.

[Team Xtreme @Teamxtreme44]

@Chris_Swett Now that's a good looking race car!

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So the big boss wanted a special night paint scheme for the @CORTRoad night race. "Something bright and flashy" he said. So, we painted the car black to teach him a lesson. If we aren't shut down by 7pm, we'll be racing at Bristol tonight, 200 laps. Wish us luck.

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Well, we dove into the deep end tonight for @CORThursday. At a track we haven't been to since Sports Car GT, and boy did we perform like it at the start. Qualified 9th, 5th at halfway, led 1 lap, and came home 5th at the finish. Fastest lap on lap 36/40. Just steady improvement.

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@Teamxtreme44 gets the bonus point for most positions gained

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And apologies to @tuckgraphics for ending his race early.

I cannot hold a drift, despite all of my parking lot practice.

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OH LOOK, another @CORThursday race where I screw up qualifying but pass most of the field through fuel strategy and keeping the car clean.
Started: 18th
Finished: 3rd.

[Team Xtreme @Teamxtreme44]

We'll be curb hopping and bending fenders in Montreal for @CORThursday tonight! Or, as the locals like to say, "Pour de plus amples informations au sujet des coussins de sécurité, voyez le manuel du propriétaire." We cant help but agree.

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FUN FACT: The last @CORThursday race at South Boston was the first time we haven't led a lap, or scored a bonus point, or scored a point period, or finished a race.

Wait a second, that's not a fun fact at all...

[Team Xtreme @Teamxtreme44]

Well, more incident points in this races than the whole season combined so far. But it's over, and we'll enjoy the break. See yall in a fortnight. @CORThursday

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No, @CORThursday practice is going fine, why do you ask?

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So we led some laps, finished 2nd at the stage break, had enough gas to finish well above what we should have, then a caution came out. Oh well, that's @CORThursday for you.

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Stay out, get some stage points, he said. Ended up playing a fuel strategy game, but a late caution ended our hopes with a P10. Passed a lot of cars, led a lap. Hard to be bummed about a top-10, but we had more left in the tank, literally.

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We'll be putting the Am in tonight's Pro-Am @CORThursday as we visit the high-banked hi jinks of Daytona. No, not the road course, the big oval.

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Well, I'm sure we got the record for most cars passed. Started 2nd from last, spun out lap 1 just to make it exciting, played fuel mileage perfectly, somehow got a top-5 finish in just my 2nd @CORThursday race. I'll take it.