Kelly Ann 🌸

recovering weezer listener / 26 yrs old

[Kelly Ann 🌸 @TearingJester]

Hold A to skip the next five years of your life

[Joshua Martin @JoshuaRMartin]

This needs to happen in every state immediately.

[Kelly Ann 🌸 @TearingJester]

@HoodRich4Pres I claim this energy !! 🎊🎊🏈🏈

[Kelly Ann 🌸 @TearingJester]

@_marc_clark_ @OfficialT_P_V oof accurate reality check from a fuckin nft monkey pfp. You’re right man I’ll be more critical of what I’m seeing 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Kelly Ann 🌸 @TearingJester]

@DavidShaker274 @melanistickitty @AmericanFietser Oranges are a fruit grown from trees

[Kelly Ann 🌸 @TearingJester]

@LigoLeon90 @Gonayr @genospsychosis Not to be semantic but you don’t see her brows through the bangs, they’re just drawn thinner. And while eyebrows thru hair is common, it was NEVER done in aot lmao

[ebonically intelligent papi 🌻 @julianakilrose]

Ever since the CEOs had that price gouging summit around the beginning of the COVID pandemic they have been very openly saying “fuck you” to consumers and consumers need to find a way to collectively say fuck you right back

[One Peak Man @daily1punch]

🚨 ONE PUNCH MAN REFRENCE IN THE NEW WOLVERINE GAME 🚨

The influence is unreal 👊🏻

[Kelly Ann 🌸 @TearingJester]

@100Normalhuman @orangesrnice1 @Emmafromtwt Bleh seriously? Instantly feel a little less bad either way then lmao

[Bonnerys 🍂🕯️ ┃ Liberio Armin CEO @rosehollow_amor]

Still the best foreshadow in anything for me because of how it intentionally uses anime comedy tropes to trick you into thinking it's something other than what it actually is.

[Kelly Ann 🌸 @TearingJester]

It’s been like this for a while for me and was the single biggest reason I switched to Opera on my phone. I don’t even really trust all the shit Opera says it does, I just know they didn’t put ai on my back button spot.

[Lance McDonald @manfightdragon]

Chrome on iOS got an update today, now the "Back" button has been moved to a new location, and where "Back" used to be is an "Ask Gemini" button. Now they can show off a 60,000,000% increase in people "choosing" to "ask gemini" because they accidentally press that button.

[Kelly Ann 🌸 @TearingJester]

@marukoro1983 Happy birthday from Colorado! 🫶🎉🎊🥳

[Kelly Ann 🌸 @TearingJester]

@amiatwo5ji Deep cut but his “I have enough I am worried about” joke reads so much like Kowalski’s “I’ve got my own problems” from Fantastic Beasts which is hilarious to me since that was the only line in the entire movie that he liked lmao

[Rell @RellGraxuch]

i feel defeated, i cant even slander AAA this good. Even if i made a parody game i wouldnt even think of this....

[sarah @savbrows]

@mattxiv fox news accidentally outwoking ed sheeran what is this timeline

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Not to fucking mention: "Macklemore asked to join my tour last year" 🤮

[Chase @chasekr8]

I know Deshaun will be benched in a week or two but I really wish he could start all 17 games. I feel like I am owed, financially or otherwise, 17 games of his humiliation. I think if he cried on the field that could be fun for the whole family.

[Aoibhy 🇵🇸 🇨🇩 @feinmhuinin]

“And keep conversations open, not closed”

*turns comments off*

[HFR Podcast @hfrpodcast]

Ed Sheeran has lost over 500,000 followers on Instagram following his support of Israel

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

Anthropic valuation: $965B
Walmart valuation: $870B

Anthropic revenue: $65B
Walmart revenue: $713B

Totally normal, right?

[Artist Formerly Known As @ESPNFrankie]

Wheeled that boy out like