Sam Terrett

if you want to grow your local business, I’m your man:

[Sam Terrett @TearItUpCopy]

$7708 of repeat monthly revenue added to my client’s business in 90 days using effective marketing.

That’s $89,760 /year… The craziest part?

Things weren't looking good at the beginning, brav...

We started with a free consultation in August:

-She was at 75 clients /month...
-Mortgage issues
-Highly qualified employees to pay
-Attracting only 1 new client/ week
↳ NOT sustainable.

→ Now we’re at 116/month.

We designed and managed a bespoke marketing funnel comprised of:

-Results-driven testing through meta-ads management
-Customer-driven messaging
-AI-aided video content editing and production
-Lead qualification questionnaire to streamline the most qualified people with a burning hot desire for the service.
-Cutting-edge persuasive messaging

Now we're working on filling them up to full capacity with my top secret offer which is a totally counter-intuitive system.

This signals a middle finger at typical offer strategies... the typical lose lose strategy... punishing loyal customers and lowering business revenues with % discounts👎

It's how we are able to help businesses grow while actually increasing profitability rather than lazily compromising it! 🔥

P.S. Forgot to mention the craziest part...🤪

We did this with a puny $442/month in ad budget.

[Arno About @basedbrickpush1]

Met a guy and within two minutes of us meeting for the first time, he tells me that he asked his wife for permission to buy a new barbecue and she said no.

Guy runs his own company, makes about 400k a year, is tall, in shape, handsome, and he just allowed society to completely castrate him.

You don't have to live like this.

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@DovySimuMMA @joerogan Mandem been gone taken too many shots to the back of the head

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Enter Keir Starmer 2.0

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Keir has given huge service to our country and I want to thank him for his leadership and dedication during such a challenging period.

His decision marks the beginning of a transition and it is important that this process is conducted in an orderly and responsible way. I will put myself forward as part of this process.

The country expects stability, seriousness and a continued focus on the issues that matter most and that is what it will get.

As we move forward, our priority must be to work together to get the country back to where we all want it to be. People want to see progress on economic growth, cost of living, public services, housing and opportunities for the next generation. Political change should never distract from the responsibility to improve people's lives.

The Labour movement has always been at its strongest when it looks forward with confidence and purpose. This is what we will do from here and we will make sure this transition is a positive process of renewal for our party and our country.

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@ProfStanciu 😆

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SOI media 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

Brutal 😁

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

UK is a police state

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@Keir_Starmer Pathetic.

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Using the phrase “I feel like” in a serious situation just to rage bait

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@Rich_Cooper Bunch of these nose ring cunts at my last job. Turns out, they’re not just cunts in their personal lives either……

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@basedbrickpush1 The line about the washing machine gets me every single time 💀

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@EdwardJDavey We don’t have democracy.

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@basedbrickpush1 🤣

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@Keir_Starmer You’ve never been worthy or capable of leading our country.

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@RorSyns All I can think is why does she sound increasingly like an actual muppet every single day

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@askaya Recreational use only.

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@KevinASchofield Fuck the script.

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@FrenchOG3 …And you just can’t be bothered because there’s too many others out competing. They cook. They fold your clothes. They travel hundreds or even thousands of miles to see you, happily. And they do what you say, with a smile.

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@DanielValv3rd3 @basedbrickpush1 🤣 most interesting

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@DanielValv3rd3 @basedbrickpush1 aCtUaLlY rAmEn Is AmAzInG.

GAY.

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@DanielValv3rd3 @basedbrickpush1 Cope harder, mr noodle