Mickey Phelps

Network engineer, systems guy, general-all-around-smarty-pants

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

What happened to #hormelchili ? They changed the recipe and it's like watered down dog food... like most water and fat with a little bit of meat and a little bit of beans. This is where we part ways. @HormelFoods #hormelfoods

[TechHalla @techhalla]

AGI is delayed cause Big Tech is too busy making it safe and corporate.

I skipped all that and made Cletus, the robot for real men.

Am I wrong?

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

@XXX_Mars_ @grok @angertab @grok now adjust for the average MPG of automobiles during the Carter administration compared to the trump and Obama administration and adjust cost of ownership for gas and oil of average use adjusted for inflation.

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

Don't rule out the boomers in that tirade... we got your back.

[NancyH @NancyH_60]

The perfect description of GenX - this is absolutely hilarious 🤣

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

Fuck yea #IranWar

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Holy shit. Wow.

This is HANDS DOWN the best take I’ve heard.

If there is one video you listen to today it’s this one.

Every single word of this and it’s a huge “f*ck you” to @antonioguterres for propping up the barbaric terrorist Islamic Regime in Iran.

Must be shared everywhere in my opinion.

Unfortunately I have no idea who this young British woman is to credit her, if you know who it is feel free to tag below.

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

I may not agree with every single word that leaves her lips... but I completely stand behind her right to say them (and yea - I agree with almost all of them)

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Batshit Bonkers:

Queer Starmer is so busy on his knees noshing off the Muslim massive he failed to stand with our best ally.

Plus, fair play to Leeds fans

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

@elonmusk So if money becomes worthless, who gets the finite resources (such as caviar)? #utopia #ai

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

Probably one of the funniest TV shows ever created.

[🇺🇸Hot Pepper @Hot_Pepper76]

"Siamese elephants", the outtake CBS could not air.

Tim Conway finishes his unscripted story, Carol Burnett finally catches her breath, turns to Mama to get the sketch moving again, "Go on, Mama."

And Mama fires back with the line that nuked the whole set: "Are you sure that little a**hole's through?"🤣

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

@heyitscaseymae I'll spot ya

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

@cupofcarliejo Will do... but it's never ended well in the past.

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

@heyitscaseymae Bring out your inner biker and go Bar & Shield

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

@gmltony

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

@heyitscaseymae then color me green

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

@Honesttruthman @elonmusk huh - they were right - lipstick on a pig doesn't really help much.

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

Not holding my breath... How many chances do we give to the lying networks? One more? Time will tell... #cbsnews

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

"On too many stories, the press has missed the story. Because we've taken into account the perspective of advocates and not the average American. Or we put too much weight in the analysis of academics or elites, and not enough on you."

That changes now. The new CBS Evening News starts Monday at 6:30 p.m. ET on CBS.

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

@heyitscaseymae If I need to change something about myself, waiting for a new year is silly. And if one creates a resolution for the sake of the new year, it's like an addict wanting to change for someone else - doesn't work. Change comes from within in it's own time.

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

Absolutely brilliant! So funny!

[bluemontauk @bluemontauk]

OMG, she is hilarious!! 🤣💀

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

@heyitscaseymae I was a bit worried - the last thing I saw was "bye" then radio silence. I'm sure I missed something along the way, but it was nice to wake up to your...smile. Merry Christmas my dear!

[Mickey Phelps @TechCheesecake]

I wasn't there when it happened, but I was online during the aftermath... SO many battle cries of "LeeeRooooyyy Jeennnkinnnnsssss!"

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

the original leeroy jenkins viral video turns 20 years old this year