Wombat Stew

Bushmanservice Eye and Ears. everyone's favourite girl. Agent Wombat. never on the field. (kingsmanOC) #Jellyfish

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(So...hi)

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'Wait, can people change gender?'

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@GalahadTheNth 'If you put your hand on your neck, near your elbow looks like a butt'

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'No' https://t.co/i0SP138fZn

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I wish I could grow a beard

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(Oh so
Like this if i can jump into your dms to plot)

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'Can you not?' https://t.co/lqw74lGAUI

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'Well when a sperm and an egg....'

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'And also why does she have better legs than me?

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'Why is Eggys a girl?'

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@DarthBinChicken Probably better than the one we have now

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@SirKayMNL 'I am with you 110%, why get married when you could get puppies?'

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@DarthBinChicken 'Noooooo
Why is this happening to me

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@etfiduciam 'I slept on a couch'

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'Ohgod
Damn
I forgot to sleep'

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@etfiduciam 'Only today, woke up badly'

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'BEN!
why are you so obsessed with legos?'

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'Now i can't stop seeing Wombat as a misspelt word'

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'I am an awkward potato'