Ja'Michael Phelps

Time to cut the lies and overload with facts.

#ChiefsKingdom

[Kxng Meechie • Suburban Black @itskxngmeechie]

Bro imagine. I’m helpdesk. Lady called in and asked if outlook was down. I said yeah Microsoft experiencing outages. She was like why didn’t yall send a blast email? ….. I just stayed quiet and like a minute later she was like I’m so sorry

[Gustavo Veloso @g_vgouvea]

Não entendo os EUA. Ter uma amante derruba um CEO. Mas pedofilia não derruba o presidente?

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

I'm Rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Shen @shenmacro]

エンジニアCEOが辞めてCFOが継ぐとか最悪。

[saka’s spelling school @itslilyimi]

Microsoft outage at work but SOMEHOW teams still works

[Ja'Michael Phelps @techITrs]

Wrap all this shit up before GTA comes out next week @Microsoft

[ivory. @MyGameplayDiary]

Parents, check those iPads. 😂

[Tyler @tyler_cov]

When you’re really trying to resolve the conflict but they keep making tiny smart ass remarks

[La𐌌Aʀ⭒ @HEISLAMARR]

Nothing humbles you quite like spending the entire year doing the work of three people, keeping the department afloat, and then receiving a “meets expectations” on your performance review. Apparently, going above and beyond is just the new bare minimum.

[SPAC-ey-McSpacface @mcspacface]

Why is it always the head of HR having sex with the CEO?

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Bruh, millennials

the amount of homework we used to have back in the day 😭 EVERY NIGHT! Friday too!!

math problems pg.89-96 odd problems only, chapter 1-3 in ELA, science worksheets, and working on that book report due next week 😂🥹

[Vineeth K @DealsDhamaka]

Anyone else stuck in this weird cycle where work drains you so much that you don’t have the energy to enjoy your hobbies, you end up doing nothing for yourself, and then feel miserable going back to work because you haven’t done anything that makes you happy?

[Ty. 🩺💗 @TyyTyra]

These kids need PBS Kids.. instead of Tiktok & Youtube🌺

[SLOTUS @Liston617]

Hot take: bagels are the worst Bacon egg and cheese vessel

[Tesdey @Tesdey]

Ocarina of Crime

[𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢 @maiiunreveled]

Nobody talks about how a workplace can slowly change you. You start off motivated and hardworking, then become quiet, irritated, and just trying to survive each shift. Sometimes it's not the job that breaks you. It's what you have to put up with every day.

[Mr. Wholebean @footballguy82]

This what 2Chains think his food taste like

[Bitcoin Teej 🟠⚡️ @xBitcoin_Teej]

He don’t even got a type, this is a dangerous man.

[#MrAccountability @GandalfStaff]

“Mahomes has regressed.”

And it’s just the rest of the team being dogshit lmao

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time sold over 5.2 million copies in the first 4 days of release.