Tech Jesus

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

I was an asshole but you're a narcissist. Enjoy life always being bittersweet. <3

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

@SpeakerJohnson Are you sure we are reading the same Bible? Pretty sure you align more with Satan than God and his Son Jesus Christ. But what do I know other than reading the verses and educating myself.

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

@megynkelly Waaaahhhhh my VP GOT CHECKED FOR LYING AND PERPETUATING LIES WAAAAAHHH. Go burn in a fire, no one gives a fuck about your washed up double fired ass.

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

@ScottAdamsSays Raised taxes on the middle class while cutting taxes for the rich and corporations, mishandled the COVID-19 pandemic, pushes nationalist Christian ideology, has supported and been supported by a group wanting to end Democracy, etc

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

@KLoeffler They double counted in favor of Trunp. Biden lost votes during the recount. But yeah, keep pushing the headline narrative without the substance because only the headline fits in your echo chamber. Give it any meat and it falls apart ;)

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

@GusBrose @tribelaw You think Hitler started with gas chambers and pits? Would really like to know where in the history books it shows him starting off his campaign with a "Any good Jew is a gassed Jew"

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

Bonus points if the person who cast the spell has to throw the shot bottle at the person who they "accidentally" damaged

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

Alright, so hear me out here... a one shot with all homebrewed mages with extra slots of fireball and uncanny dodge in a colleseum battle where when you accidentally or intentionally friendly fire, the person who took damage has to take a shooter of fireball. 🤣

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

@EndraTTV Fuck this makes me sad af. Sorry dudes are just shitty and the world is ass.

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

Team fl0m vs Team JERIHOE on #SilverCast5

Team fl0m is superior, JERICHO looks like a nerd. No cap.

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

Could I use 10k? Yes, yes I could. But not at the expense of someone else's life

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

If someone offered you $10,000 but if you take it a random person on earth dies, would you take the $10,000?

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

No fucking way.... DRX might win. LETS GO!!!!!! #Worlds2022

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

D4X!!!!!! LEYS GOOOOOO #Worlds2022

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

If DRX wins semi finals I'm buying the game pass @LeagueOfLegends

Lets gooooo Deft & BeryL!!!!

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

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[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

#PrimeWorlds22 via @surfgiveaways

[Prime Gaming @primegaming]

All eyes are on #Worlds2022!

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[John Christensen @JohnnyC1423]

I made a tool to compare Webb's new images to Hubble! https://t.co/1JqTxabgGC
#JamesWebbSpaceTelescope

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

I am finally catching up on @CriticalRole #ExUCalamity and GAHT daYUM was ep.3 a real heart wrencher.... starting ep.4 now. I don't know if I can handle this...

[Tech Jesus @TechJesusGaming]

"How is the boyfriend?"

[The Hetal @theHetal]

Your ex texted you "I'm dating someone better than you."

Reply with 4 words.