Max Power

Like Jerry Seinfeld if he was still alive

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How do I become a meme

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Just sent 50 pears to the wrong address again #whoops

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Just got a ticket for speeding way too fast down the internet superhighway #oops

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@FranswaaSilva THANKS

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Okay but who keeps letting cedric the entertainer host tv shows?

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Looking for some hard serve ice cream. If anybody has any tips let me know #hardserve #icecream #thatcreamydeliciousness

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Starting a tweetchat about the evils of bananas. They're terrible, why are they in everything? Stay outta my strawberry smoothie!!!!

[Jay @DirtMcTurd]

One of the fake rooms at Ikea should just be a couple fighting as they try to put the furniture together

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#hackthehood

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Who knew the free bacon bits here could make a full meal? Just mold them into a patty and bake away! #hackthehood

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

if u watch a birthday partey backwards, a bunch of peopel cheer as sombody regurgitates a cake and sets it on fire

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Maybe I should use this again soon? #ormaybeIshouldnt

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They have the most watched news network. We have Al Sharpton. #ferguson

[Clint Cowan @Clintc1024]

"You've been on a roll lately." I say to a half-stick of butter. I try to laugh but end up crying harder than I ever have in my life.

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@seanoneal what if you say it to shorthand an unexciting anecdote from your day?

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You can't dive into a pile of bitcoin, so it doesn't count as a real currency. You could dive into a bunch of computers tho I guess

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Man I can't believe Nebraska won best picture #upset #Oscars2014

[Sean O'Neal @seanoneal]

Cuba Gooding Jr. in that Pepsi commercial was a heartbreaker of a way to start the In Memoriam montage #Oscars #avctv

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

SOMALI PIRATE: Your one of us now. Put on this puffy shirt

JERY: But i dont wanna be a pirate!

[Max Power @TechKappen]

Keeping up with and paying attention to the Oscars is even more difficult than I thought it would be