UDTechnoBus!

Lighting up the UD campus one bus route at a time! #TechnoLove (parody account)

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Cuffing season is upon us, hold nothing back this weekend you savages!

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I was tripping on shrooms the past 5 months but I'm back now. The patriots won the SB and Madonna performed at the Grammys. Is it 2004?

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@KristenRenee3 do you want all my notes? I accept chipotle gift cards as payment

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@BriannaFranny are you ok bae

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@JuliesANuisance hi

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Daddy's home

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@Staplegunnnn I know the feeling. I used to just blast my music on the bus all day. Now I just sit around and finger pop my asshole

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Instagram got chicks thinking they are models when they are maybe a solid 6 on this campus

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Sorry for partying ..

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I always get NDB after sex. I just feel like the man, i feel like i deserve it #friday #happyfriday #ndb #newarkdeliandbagel

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When i came 2 America, ICP didnt exist yet. Otherwise i think i definitely woulda been a Juggalo #ICP #Juggalo #whoopwhoop #insaneclownposse

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#Idc what u say, the best pandora station for sex is Ying Yang Twins #dropdatshitnowrollllllwitit #hanhhhhhhh

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I dunno if ive ever had snow on St Patties Day...lets get wasted and make snow leprachauns on thd green!

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Not even leggings can justify a winter this fucking terrible. ready 4 the weird high waisted shorts w asses hanging out #neverthoughtidsayit

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@CamilleTrasatti its not that i dont know, i just dont care

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NO i didnt talk to you all week and YES I did just hit u up on a friday night #bitchyouknowwhatitis #dontactconfused

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I was kidding in that last tweet. I just want to cuddle and pass out and wake up wondering what the fuck happened

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Im drunk and belligerent and ready to fuck

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@CamilleTrasatti who the FUCK is nadar

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Its always a fine balance between texting her 2 early where shes like fuck off, or texting her 2 late where shes like he just wants the ass