UltTechster

Technologist | Gamer

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

"Fenbendazole is not a dog dewormer"

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

That's why you shouldn't let your dog sleep with you 😂

[Last Cloudia @lastcloudiaen]

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[UltTechster @TechsterCW]

@LeadingReport Do it

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Legal Iranian immigrant wearing a Trump shirt is CONFRONTED by an old leftist at the gym.

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

This is one of the most perfect things the internet has ever created.

[Ava Grace @AvaGrace9211]

The best take on
No kings !

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow

[Last Cloudia @lastcloudiaen]

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#LastCloudia x #SlimeAnime #Crossover

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The impossible crossover between Contra and Tetris

[🎞️ tercio_miranda]

[Roger Ledbetter @rledbetterCPA]

Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding

She did chores all week so I owe her $10

I hand her $7

> this isn't $10

"right, I withheld the rest"

> what does that mean

"I kept $3 of your money"

> but it's my money

"It was your money"

> what are you even doing with it?

"Funding household infrastructure"

> what

"The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out"

> you're charging me for the hallway

"I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure"

> you're my dad. you're supposed to---

"I'm also your government"

> what if I don't want to pay for the hallway

"Then I can't guarantee the hallway"

> it's a hallway. It's already there

"For now"

She asks what else the $3 covers

"Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance"

> dispute resolution?

"When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded"

> that's just parenting

"That's the Department of Justice"

> what about meals. You already feed me

"That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies"

> I'm your daughter

"Which is why you're currently enrolled"

She wants to see where the money goes

I tell her that would require a FOIA request

> what's that

"A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks"

> 6 weeks to see where my $3 went?

"Could be longer. We're understaffed"

> there's two of you

She asks how she gets any of it back

"It's already spent"

> you spent my money already?

"We had a budget shortfall"

> you just took it 20 seconds ago

"And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out"

> so I'm not getting it back

"I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund"

> of my own money

"Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made"

> you know how much I made. You paid me

"Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you"

> so you already know the answer

"The point is compliance"

She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong

"Penalty"

> from the money I don't have because you already spent it?

"We could set up a payment plan"

> I'm 8

"Monthly installments. Very manageable"

> you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me

"Now you're getting it"

> I want to talk to mom

"Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here"

She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion

Slammed the door

That's my little citizen

I've never been more proud

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

This dad wins today.

[John @MagaGrunt1]

🇺🇸I absolutely love this. This young man is an inspiration of hard work love and character. God bless him.🇺�

[si _ oheeebbb 🇮🇩 @Samad_bng]

I wish I'd known that sooner!
I'll keep this and look at it while remembering my shoelaces from now on!

[Tim Healthy lifestyle 🏋️‍♀️ @clint_timmy]

Turns out these are the correct ways to fold clothes

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

How to fold a paper airplane that loops back to you — fun for kids to play with.

[UltTechster @TechsterCW]

@lastcloudiaen Love ALL of this

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

The moment she realises is priceless ...