Ted Lasso

Father. Assistant Manager. Helping folks be the best version of themselves. Lovin’ life.
Location: Kansas, USA

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“Home is a state of mind.” I wonder…

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BELIEBE.

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I like my football like I like my barbecue, Messi.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

👋

#FIFAWorldCup

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Ain't no party like a KC Current party bc a KC Current party has BBQ!

[KC Current @thekccurrent]

hey @TedLasso, what are you doing July 11th? we can get you the best seat in the house to watch the match 👀

🆓🎟️: https://t.co/jBawV2s88F

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Na, na na, na na na na, hey...

[England @England]

Juuuuuuuuude! 🫲🫱

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@ESPNNBA Spot on.

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I always said belief doesn't come from a sign, it comes from the heart.

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

The Salesian Sisters might actually be the Spurs’ greatest playoff adjustment.

Still undefeated. 🙏🏻

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I haven’t seen a dangle this nasty since Mama Fratelli made Chunk cry with a blender.

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

A GOLDEN GOAL FOR GOLD!

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Finally found the dang password to this thing.

Sorry y’all. What’d I miss?

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Ken’t believe this is a real thing

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A Ted Lasso Barbie doll is set to be released.

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A wise man once said wrinkles only go where the smiles have been.

Well thanks for makin’ me look like a California Raisin version of Walter Matthau on a tanning bed, Jimmy.

Rest in paradise.

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An old friend taught me this term “ussie” a while back.

Call me Cormac McCarthy ‘cause this one’s for the road.

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Either I just died or my life-long dream of winnin’ #TheVoice finally came true tonight.

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Win or lose, this is my most anticipated Pep talk since Kid President won the hearts and minds of daytime television all across the world.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

🔵 It's Matchday 🔵

Time for the @premierleague champions to take on @AFCRichmond! 💪

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Excited to see the clothes out tonight, @KingJames

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

Believe.

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Haven’t seen this many anchormen drop since Channel 4 News took on the Evening News Team in a San Diego alley.

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Despite what Jeff Goldblum in The Fly and our “tap-to-pay” society may tell us, change can be a good thing.

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Belief is kinda like MC Hammer. Sure, you can’t touch it, but it’s still super infectious.

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I know folks can get lost in my metaphors but this is a new one… https://t.co/TMCuxVooux

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Hey @RLC - scar tissue reminds us that we’ve lived and healed. And that even a legend like Anthony Kiedis can feel lonely sometimes.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

'The legendary status he has at the club is second to none.' 💬

@RLC talks inspiration and admiration for @TheRealRoyKent.

@AFCRichmond | #CFCvsAFCRichmond