Ted Melchionda

Been here since ‘09 baby

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Cutwaters are worse than herion

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Spike Lee about to write the worst screenplay of all time

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We all should talk about Forgetting Sarah Marshall more

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Damon was def worth more than 7.5 million a year. Idk what Jonah Hill is talking about

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RIP me eating Taco Bell (1997-2026)

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Indiana Bears

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@DanBartels2 Lmao gross

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@TheManPartII What happens when the pizza runs out and you finish the game?

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@PokerNews @DougPolkVids @WSOP Can skip the vlog now !

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Have to sell my house because I ordered a lobster roll

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Wemby playing pool basketball

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@RT_com That’s fucking Vegeta fuck

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@CenationEST Good luck being a wresting fan in 2007 without getting clowned on

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@thehdroom Is that a Jaws 3 steelbook!?

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Uh oh, the new bath mats are in

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@spininfinite Hannibal is so fucking funny

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Tommy Fleetwood dead to me until I bet him again

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@javier078 You high as fucking shit damn

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@DerekNotJeter It will never get better sorry bud!

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0-2 hanging breaking ball in the MAJOR LEAGUES FUCK YOU FREDDY