cowabunga lifestyle coach

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[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: New York brewery recreates George Washington’s 269-year-old “small beer” recipe once used to hydrate troops during wartime.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

@merrydevo Can confirm.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

They really gotta stop arresting Jason Bateman so publicly on HBO shows before all the facts are in.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

@brianchaley

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

Damn where they find five foot stilts?

[Movies Scenes 🎫 @SceneinCinema]

Did you know — Vin Diesel voiced the infamous “I am Groot” for potentially over $10 million, per MCU film.

He Voiced the line in multiple languages.

He reportedly got paid $54 million total, though James Gunn denied it.

Diesel even wore stilts to feel like a 7.5 foot tree.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

Are these going to be normal sized and shaped ties? Trump needs new ties for sure.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

Since it seems like everyone is just now watching the OxiContin shows.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

Of the two OxyContin shows, Dopesick (Hulu) is much better than Painkiller (Netflix), but I think the best received version would be a televised slow torture and eventual murder of the Sacklers.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

On the streetcar to work and a horse girl is speaking her best broken Spanish to a lady who complimented her Labubu in broken English. If that’s not the country you want to live in I don’t know what to tell you.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

Not to be a jerk, but does the motorcycle gang in Task even like riding motorcycles?

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

New Orleans: “911 might not work today”

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

I don’t think that it’s crazy to say, all of this is Jay Leno’s fault.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

@PelicansNBA @SeatGeek

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

Now hear me out... What if we, New Orleans, just don't respond or sign up for Delta Utilities.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

That #friyay feeling.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

W��s was better and we were “under attack” as a country.

[Brick Suit @Brick_Suit]

No pressure, just the first tee shot ever on your new golf course with the world press watching.

President Trump drives it over 290 yards down the middle of the fairway.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

Same at is ever was.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

The fact that The Black Eyed Peas had Where is The Love and Let’s Get Retarded on the same hit album says a lot more about the early 2000s than any of us are ready to admit.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

If they were to cut to someone from Orleans Parish during the Let Louisiana Shine anti-littering commercial.

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

Small city thing about New Orleans is you’ll be flying back there and see someone else getting on the plane and be like oh I know him from “around”

[cowabunga lifestyle coach @Ted_Orphan]

Santa?

[Andrew Petcash @AndrewPetcash]

Allen Iverson blew through over $200M in NBA money...

But was saved financially by a secret clause.

Here's the wild story: