While walking, two ravens landed on a tree branch above me, intuition told me to pivot and moments later they both pooped. I’m the That’s so Raven of ravens
People binge content all day, no output, then wonder why they’re anxious. You don’t need pills, you need a diary. Your mind’s clogged. You’re mentally constipated.
Girls on dating apps will post two pictures of them in the sun with one prompt that she believes in the olive theory then accuse you of only liking her for her looks