Russell “The Glove” Krimp

Recovering Alcoholic | Mainline Frequent | Crop Enthusiast | 1986 Benson County Nickel Cornerback of the Year | DAPL Supporter | Patriot | Gambler

[Russell “The Glove” Krimp @TedDancin1776]

Coleman Kuntz is seriously the worst fucking TE I’ve ever seen play at the collegiate level

[Russell “The Glove” Krimp @TedDancin1776]

Had an old barn dog go into labor last night. Felt bad for the old hag had 5 pups in the litter but that’s too many mouths to feed considering these ruffian hired men are bleeding me dry. Left the litter north of Rollag on 32 with some Ritz crackers and a bucket of water.

[Russell “The Glove” Krimp @TedDancin1776]

@KeaganStiefel @NESN Your 3k followers and 5 regular viewers of this second-rate show are gonna eat this take up!

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@TitusDill_JD Titus,
I’ve always considered Lee a charlatan, I doubt he will offer anything useful at the US/Iran summit

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Spoke on the phone with former Nativity Elementary School Recess Supervisor Janelle Pederson today. Told me she’s “on high alert” for the wind speeds in the Red River Valley. Claims her megaphone is picking up “off the charts” low pressure areas.

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@ZachGatsby Chism better

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@BidensStrings @Patriots @CalebLomu51 @newbalance @Utah_Football “Couch”

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@Patriots @karonprunty9 @WakeFB @NFL EW is actually the worst GM in the league my god

[Russell “The Glove” Krimp @TedDancin1776]

@RealAlexBarth Barth, guy is 6’2 and a willing tackler. Is there a thought at flipping him to safety?

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When my team drafts a top OL prospect but he doesn't have any hunting pics on IG or follow any MAGA accounts

[Russell “The Glove” Krimp @TedDancin1776]

@Savageboston @NBCSBoston No one will give a fuck

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@caallmeeden @MySportsUpdate @Schultz_Report You realize Daboll was the giants head coach in at this time? Are you retarded?

[Russell “The Glove” Krimp @TedDancin1776]

@BuffaloBills Garbage ass franchise

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Trying to find a decent hired man for planting season for once in my life. Got an application from some guy who got his hand taken off by a Spirit Lake rez dog. Low balled him on a salary offer. Hope Department of Labor doesn’t get involved, fingers crossed

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@Patriots @DrakeMaye2

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@RealAlexBarth Barth, what’s the verdict on Maye today? Horrible 2nd half play calling, miraculous pick, had zero time in the pocket. I’ll shut up and listen

[Russell “The Glove” Krimp @TedDancin1776]

Stopped a hired man after he was driving all over the field with the combine. Had an empty case of IPAs in the cab. Told him he must be confused, the Furry convention was a little more east in Lake Park. Needless to say, I fired him on the spot.

[Russell “The Glove” Krimp @TedDancin1776]

Threw out my back today in Argyle picking up the slack for a hired man during beet harvest. Hurt it back in Desert Storm after taking a rocket propelled grenade to the starboard side of the vehicle. Wish these guys we took on for harvest had an above room temperature IQ

[Russell “The Glove” Krimp @TedDancin1776]

Went through Colfax today after my firearm blunder last week. Some slack jawed liberal tried to put me under a citizens arrest at the gas station on the west side of town. Apparently my bullet ricochet and hit his 1994 Ford Taurus. Unbelievable.

[Russell “The Glove” Krimp @TedDancin1776]

Saw a coyote out of the corner of my eye this weekend while watching football. Nailed the thing with a slug, felt like I hit my first deer. Blood drained from my face when I saw it was one of our farm dogs. He always had a screw loose, laid him to rest in a ditch near Elbow Lake