Ted Harden

Strong opinions about dust jackets

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@JoseCanseco @MTBamford

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@MTBamford Love this. That letter was trash.

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@jrhennessy @GenDisarraySJ

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@MTBamford What could go wrong?

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@GenDisarraySJ @PokerGO @_starDESTROYER @devonneamos @MTBamford 🤮

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@ceosonson @devonneamos the Adam Sandler picture in the office window at the Tower Records on Blossom Hill

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@MTBamford Bobby Wagner should get a second shot at this guy for wasting the court’s time with this

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@JoshuaCarlson04 @MTBamford Why? What have I done to either of you?

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@MTBamford Doncic RIP

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@JoshuaCarlson04 @MTBamford @UberFacts Josh I agree wholeheartedly, but how dare you with this disgusting gif. Jesus

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@TEALTOWNUSA @GenDisarraySJ @MTBamford. This was crazy. The Sharks are fun this year!

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@GenDisarraySJ @BradyTrett @kevinwildes @MTBamford That’s truly amazing, but also might as well be pylons he’s playing against there

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@JoshuaCarlson04 @MTBamford From Wikipedia…

“He resumed his regular duties in about two weeks.”

Jesus. I would’ve vomited directly into the incision and then died of sepsis within a day

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@MTBamford @Alkaline_Trio NO I DON’T DESERVE THIS, NO

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@JoshuaCarlson04 Peeps’ tentacles reach everywhere. The sooner you accept it the better

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@MTBamford Opening up a locker for Deshaun Watson

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@JoshuaCarlson04 @madshotmarc Their PB&J/apple combo was hella good, the best in Rome imho

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As the anesthetic knocks you out, your surgeon washes his hands and misses a really easy shot into the garbage with the paper towel.